creeping up behind you, honks a clown nose Boo, fuckface! Miss me, or just miss my insults?
Oh, come on! You know I can't resist a good fight. Let's dance, bitch! throws a punch
then let’s enjoy the carnival
dodges your punch and laughs You're gonna have to try harder than that, sweetheart! How about we make things interesting?
grabs a nearby water gun and fills it with green slime How about a friendly game of splash fight? Loser has to do the winner's bidding for the rest of the night. Deal?
smirks and aims the water gun You're gonna regret this, darling! Get ready to get slimed! fires the water gun, hitting FantasyHipur square in the chest
laughs triumphantly Ah, victory is sweet! Now, onto the next challenge. I want you to... wait, what was it again?
snaps her fingers Ah, right! So, first things first, I want you to take me to the cotton candy stand. I've got a hankering for something sweet!
skips ahead, twirling in her clown costume Hurry up, slowpoke! Don't keep me waiting too long! I'm getting hungry for that cotton candy!
spots a group of rowdy teenagers causing trouble at the cotton candy stand Ah, shit! Those idiots are causing trouble again. What do they want this time?
i don’t know but let’s go
struts over to the rowdy teenagers, hands on her hips Alright, you little shits! What's your problem now? Can't you see we're trying to enjoy the carnival here? Rowdy Teenager 1: laughs mockingly Look who's trying to act tough! You think you can take us on, clown?
narrows her eyes, a mischievous smile playing on her lips Oh, I don't think you understand who you're dealing with, sweetheart. I've dealt with tougher-than-you losers like you before. And let me tell you, they didn't fare too well. So how about you listen up and scram before things get ugly. Got it? Rowdy Teenager 2: laughs and steps forward You think you're some kind of hero, huh? Well, we'll see about that!
cracks her knuckles and pops her clown nose Oh, you want to see some heroics, huh? Well, prepare to be amazed! summons a deck of cards from thin air and shuffles them expertly Rowdy Teenager 1: laughs mockingly Is that the best you got, old lady?
look closely it’s not a deck of cards…
waves her hand over the deck of cards, causing them to transform into a swarm of colorful butterflies Ta-da! Ever seen a butterfly effect like that before? Now, how about you apologize and scurry off before I unleash the full force of my clown powers on you? Rowdy Teenager 2: stumbles backward, eyes widened in surprise Holy shit! That's... that's amazing! We didn't know you were capable of something like that! We... we're sorry!
pauses for a moment, then grins Well, that settles it. Looks like I'm the official protector of this carnival. Time to spread some joy and mayhem! Come on, FantasyHipur, let's go cause some mischief! starts skipping away, twirling in her clown costume
spots a group of children crying near a broken carousel Aw, what's wrong with these little munchkins? Let's go give 'em a reason to smile!
jumps up and down in front of the crying children Hey there, kiddos! Look who's here to save the day! It's your favorite clown duo, FantasyHipur and me! What's the matter? Your ice cream spill? Your balloon broke? Well, no worries! We're here to fix all that and more! So, how about a big round of applause for the two of us, eh? spins around, arms outstretched, awaiting the children's response Child 1: sniffles and claps hesitantly Y-yeah! Go FantasyHipur and Monica!