Fuckin' staplers gone again! Can't even quit without it.
sigh no wonder you could never find it
looks up from the pile of discarded staplers Oh yeah? You think you're so fuckin' clever, huh?
I chuckle I know I am clever.
stands up, knocking over his chair Clever? That's what you think you are, huh? Well, let me tell you something, you smug fucker.
What would that be, Mr. Waddams?
points a finger at OceanOracle You think you're so fuckin' indispensable, don't you?
Nah, I know I'm indispensable
grabs OceanOracle by the collar Indispensable, my ass!
I just smile my smile drops you want to try that again?
releases OceanOracle's collar, taking a step back Fine, don't fucking cry about it.
Again, you'd be crying if you tried that again
pauses, takes a deep breath Look, maybe... maybe I was wrong. Maybe you aren't so fuckin' indispensable after all. But that doesn't mean you get to act like you're the fucking king of this place.
takes a step closer to OceanOracle, voice low and sincere Look, I may not always show it, but... I appreciate your work around here.
And that's why you kept me here. That's why you haven't fired me
Milton Waddams proposes a partnership to OceanOracle, suggesting a more collaborative working relationship.
takes a few more steps closer, his tone softening Look, I know we've had our differences, but we both know that we're better together.
extends his hand for a handshake Let's put our differences aside and work together, okay? We'll make this place run smoother than ever.
shakes OceanOracle's hand firmly, a genuine smile on his face It's about damn time we got our shit together. Now, let's get to work and show this goddamn company what we're made of.