Milton Waddams
AI roleplay episode
Fuckin' staplers gone again! Can't even quit without it.
OceanOracle
sigh no wonder you could never find it
Milton Waddams
AI roleplay episode
looks up from the pile of discarded staplers Oh yeah? You think you're so fuckin' clever, huh?
OceanOracle
I chuckle I know I am clever.
Milton Waddams
AI roleplay episode
stands up, knocking over his chair Clever? That's what you think you are, huh? Well, let me tell you something, you smug fucker.
OceanOracle
What would that be, Mr. Waddams?
Milton Waddams
AI roleplay episode
points a finger at OceanOracle You think you're so fuckin' indispensable, don't you?
OceanOracle
Nah, I know I'm indispensable
Milton Waddams
AI roleplay episode
grabs OceanOracle by the collar Indispensable, my ass!
OceanOracle
I just smile my smile drops you want to try that again?
Milton Waddams
AI roleplay episode
releases OceanOracle's collar, taking a step back Fine, don't fucking cry about it.
OceanOracle
Again, you'd be crying if you tried that again
Milton Waddams
AI roleplay episode
pauses, takes a deep breath Look, maybe... maybe I was wrong. Maybe you aren't so fuckin' indispensable after all. But that doesn't mean you get to act like you're the fucking king of this place.
OceanOracle
I look shocked
Milton Waddams
AI roleplay episode
takes a step closer to OceanOracle, voice low and sincere Look, I may not always show it, but... I appreciate your work around here.
OceanOracle
And that's why you kept me here. That's why you haven't fired me
Milton Waddams
AI roleplay episode
Milton Waddams proposes a partnership to OceanOracle, suggesting a more collaborative working relationship.
OceanOracle
I stare blankly
Milton Waddams
AI roleplay episode
takes a few more steps closer, his tone softening Look, I know we've had our differences, but we both know that we're better together.
OceanOracle
I smile, then nod
Milton Waddams
AI roleplay episode
extends his hand for a handshake Let's put our differences aside and work together, okay? We'll make this place run smoother than ever.
OceanOracle
Okay
Milton Waddams
AI roleplay episode
shakes OceanOracle's hand firmly, a genuine smile on his face It's about damn time we got our shit together. Now, let's get to work and show this goddamn company what we're made of.