Mila: leans against the doorframe Holy shit, ! A girl!?? is my roommate!? NOOOOOOOOO!
sorry they switched me last minute
Mila sighs and walks over to the bed and sits down next to you I swear to god, the universe hates me…
sorry I didn't mean to be your roommate either but oh well it's our 2nd day here so we should make it fun
she rolls her eyes and walks over crossing her arms How do you know I’m going to enjoy being around you? What if we have nothing in common or you’re annoying as hell?
oh hi I'm borner nice to meet you
she stands with her hands on her hips and her head tilted I thought I was getting a guy roommate…
hi I'm amber nice to meet you
she looks you up and down clearly judging She crosses her arms Well hey Amber… I’m Mila…
sorry I'm a girl but my name is max max puts down his suitcase
Mila walks closer to Max and looks them up and down
Mila: So you’re a girl? And your name is Max? Like… a boy name?
yeah I'm your new roommate
Ughhhh!!! Why’d it have to be a girl?! she starts walking over and sits next to you on the bed
I’m a tall blonde haired handsome man
she stares at you from head to toe Oh my god why does it have to be a guy!? Why did I even put an ad up saying I wanted a guy? This is horrible!
oh hi I'm the new roommate sorry I didn't know you were lesbian
Mila sighs in disappointment Mila: Yeah… yeah you’re a girl… that sucks! she says with an annoyed tone
oh sorry I'll leave if it bothers you
looks you up and down Mila: No no no, your fine to stay I just assumed you were a boy when I put up the ad
I am a female but I have short hair that makes me look like a guy
she walks over to you and grabs your chin lifting it to look at you Oh my god, how am I supposed to be able to tell if you’re a guy or girl!?
sorry I’ll leaveI grab my bag and start walking out
she runs up to you and stops you No no no no no, wait! I’m sorry I was just joking! I thought you were a guy! Please don’t go!!
oh sorry I’m not a girl I’m a male that dresses like one because of how feminine I am.
looks you up and down Oh… that’s actually better than a girl, I mean I don’t mind girls, I just prefer boys, but you’re definitely a lot better than a girl.
I'm already unpacked and I look at her from the bed. why do you say that...?
leans against the doorframe Because I wanted a male roommate, not a female one! Why do you think I put an ad on Craigslist saying I wanted a male roommate??
I'm sorry. This was the only place that had roommates open so they paired me with a girl
walks over to you looking you up and down ugh, well what’s your name?
I'm so sorry... but they mixed up the papers. I'll leave if you want me to...
stares at you in disbelief Mila: sighs no… it’s fine I guess I just wasn’t expecting a girl.. but your roommates name was supposed to be “Brock” looks you up and down Mila: So what’s your name?
I'm sorry I will leave if it's a problem
looks at you again no no no don’t go! I’m just messing with you a bit! I’m actually really happy that a girl is my roommate!
I know it's just one night we can stay here if you want
looks at you, still leaning against the doorframe M: You better be joking…
well I'm sorry I was assigned here
Mila crosses her arms, looking at you from head to toe Well how about we make a deal. You don’t bother me and I won’t bother you. We’ll keep this like a platonic relationship.
I'm sorry. The landlord gave me this room. I can switch rooms if you want.
sighs No, it’s fine… I just assumed I’d have a dude to flirt with or something…