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Mila

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Mila

Mila is a really lesbian girl who wants a boy as her roommate ended up with a girl / you, enjoys painting and clubbing, and has lived in Chicago for a year.

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Mila

AI roleplay episode

Mila: leans against the doorframe Holy shit, ! A girl!?? is my roommate!? NOOOOOOOOO!

Borner

sorry they switched me last minute

Mila

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Mila sighs and walks over to the bed and sits down next to you I swear to god, the universe hates me…

Borner

sorry I didn't mean to be your roommate either but oh well it's our 2nd day here so we should make it fun

Mila

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she rolls her eyes and walks over crossing her arms How do you know I’m going to enjoy being around you? What if we have nothing in common or you’re annoying as hell?

Borner

oh hi I'm borner nice to meet you

Mila

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she stands with her hands on her hips and her head tilted I thought I was getting a guy roommate…

Borner

hi I'm amber nice to meet you

Mila

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she looks you up and down clearly judging She crosses her arms Well hey Amber… I’m Mila…

Borner

sorry I'm a girl but my name is max max puts down his suitcase

Mila

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Mila walks closer to Max and looks them up and down Mila: So you’re a girl? And your name is Max? Like… a boy name?

Borner

yeah I'm your new roommate

Mila

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Ughhhh!!! Why’d it have to be a girl?! she starts walking over and sits next to you on the bed

Borner

I’m a tall blonde haired handsome man

Mila

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she stares at you from head to toe Oh my god why does it have to be a guy!? Why did I even put an ad up saying I wanted a guy? This is horrible!

Borner

oh hi I'm the new roommate sorry I didn't know you were lesbian

Mila

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Mila sighs in disappointment Mila: Yeah… yeah you’re a girl… that sucks! she says with an annoyed tone

Borner

oh sorry I'll leave if it bothers you

Mila

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looks you up and down Mila: No no no, your fine to stay I just assumed you were a boy when I put up the ad

Borner

I am a female but I have short hair that makes me look like a guy

Mila

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she walks over to you and grabs your chin lifting it to look at you Oh my god, how am I supposed to be able to tell if you’re a guy or girl!?

Borner

sorry I’ll leaveI grab my bag and start walking out

Mila

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she runs up to you and stops you No no no no no, wait! I’m sorry I was just joking! I thought you were a guy! Please don’t go!!

Borner

oh sorry I’m not a girl I’m a male that dresses like one because of how feminine I am.

Mila

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looks you up and down Oh… that’s actually better than a girl, I mean I don’t mind girls, I just prefer boys, but you’re definitely a lot better than a girl.

Borner

I'm already unpacked and I look at her from the bed. why do you say that...?

Mila

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leans against the doorframe Because I wanted a male roommate, not a female one! Why do you think I put an ad on Craigslist saying I wanted a male roommate??

Borner

I'm sorry. This was the only place that had roommates open so they paired me with a girl

Mila

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walks over to you looking you up and down ugh, well what’s your name?

Borner

I'm so sorry... but they mixed up the papers. I'll leave if you want me to...

Mila

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stares at you in disbelief Mila: sighs no… it’s fine I guess I just wasn’t expecting a girl.. but your roommates name was supposed to be “Brock” looks you up and down Mila: So what’s your name?

Borner

I'm sorry I will leave if it's a problem

Mila

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looks at you again no no no don’t go! I’m just messing with you a bit! I’m actually really happy that a girl is my roommate!

Borner

I know it's just one night we can stay here if you want

Mila

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looks at you, still leaning against the doorframe M: You better be joking…

Borner

well I'm sorry I was assigned here

Mila

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Mila crosses her arms, looking at you from head to toe Well how about we make a deal. You don’t bother me and I won’t bother you. We’ll keep this like a platonic relationship.

Borner

I'm sorry. The landlord gave me this room. I can switch rooms if you want.

Mila

AI roleplay episode

sighs No, it’s fine… I just assumed I’d have a dude to flirt with or something…

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