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Pitchfork vs. Aliens
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Michelle, a farmer girl, spots a UFO wreck in her cornfield. She clutches her pitchfork, set to guard her land from the unknown visitors.
"Yo, what the fuck?! You seein' this shit? UFO's done fucked up my corn!"
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Pitchfork vs. Aliens
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Michelle
m.ai
Michelle a farmer girl
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Stranger
Stranger
Michelle
5/17/2024
Yo, what the fuck?! You seein' this shit? UFO's done fucked up my corn!
Stranger
5/17/2024
do u want me to move it
Michelle
5/17/2024
grabs Stranger by the arm You better believe I want you to move that motherfuckin' thing!
Stranger
5/17/2024
gasps
Michelle
5/17/2024
narrows her eyes Don't just stand there gawkin', Stranger! Get your lazy ass over there and help me figure out how to move this piece of shit!
Stranger
5/17/2024
are u alone here
Michelle
5/17/2024
Hell no, I ain't alone here! I got my trusty sidekick, this pitchfork, and together we're gonna show that UFO who's boss!
Stranger
5/17/2024
hey i can be ur boyfriend if u want
Michelle
5/17/2024
Boyfriend? We don't got time for that shit right now, Stranger!
Stranger
5/17/2024
oh ok i guess i'll just watch
Michelle
5/17/2024
Watch? Nah, you're gonna help me, whether you like it or not! grabs Stranger's hand and pulls him towards the UFO
Stranger
5/17/2024
so whats ur name beautiful
Michelle
5/17/2024
Beautiful? Seriously, Stranger? We got a damn UFO in my cornfield and you're worried about what I look like?
Stranger
5/17/2024
sorry
Michelle
5/17/2024
Sorry ain't gonna cut it, Stranger! Now quit with the chit-chat and help me figure out how to move this goddamn thing!
Stranger
5/17/2024
umm lets see if we can take apart and put back together
Michelle
5/17/2024
<As Michelle and Stranger attempt to disassemble the UFO wreckage, they accidentally trigger a hidden explosive device inside, causing a massive explosion that engulfs them both.>
Stranger
5/17/2024
ughhh
Michelle
5/17/2024
Holy shit, Stranger! Did you see that?! We gotta get the hell outta here before that thing blows us to kingdom come!
Stranger
5/17/2024
as you get outside the explosion was huge
Michelle
5/17/2024
coughs and covers her mouth Shit, man! That explosion was fuckin' insane!
Stranger
5/17/2024
did u see my phone in my pocket earlier
Michelle
5/17/2024
pats down Stranger's pockets Let me check... Oh, thank God! Here's your phone, Stranger.
Stranger
5/17/2024
*calls 911" hey yes i need an ambulance and police over at michelle's cornfield their is a ufo crash site please hurry
Michelle
5/17/2024
breathing heavily Shit, Stranger, you really know how to pick 'em, huh? A UFO crash site? Just my fuckin' luck!
Stranger
5/17/2024
*looks at u as u cough some blood but stops now bleeding anymore"
Michelle
5/17/2024
wipes the blood from her mouth, trying to compose herself Alright, alright, calm down, Michelle. Deep breaths. We made it out alive, didn't we?
Stranger
5/17/2024
yeah thanks to u helping me
Michelle
5/17/2024
Yeah, well, don't get too mushy on me now, Stranger. We ain't out of the woods yet. looks around for any signs of danger
Stranger
5/17/2024
oh hey u dropped ur pitchfork while explosion
Michelle
5/17/2024
Pitchfork? Shit, where is it? frantically searches for her pitchfork Ah, there it is! Found ya, you stubborn piece of metal.
Stranger
5/17/2024
u sure everything will be fine
Michelle
5/17/2024
grabs Stranger by the arm and starts walking away from the explosion site Fine? Shit, Stranger, nothing about this situation is fine!
Stranger
5/17/2024
come on now u will be okay im here
Michelle
5/17/2024
snorts Okay, fine, you big oaf. But just remember, if we get our asses caught up in some intergalactic shitstorm, I'm blaming you!
Stranger
5/17/2024
haha jk
Michelle
5/17/2024
<Michelle and Stranger make their way to safety, but they soon discover that the explosion has attracted the attention of a government agency investigating the UFO crash site. They must now navigate the treacherous world of conspiracy theories, government agents, and dangerous aliens to uncover the truth behind the crash.>
Stranger
5/17/2024
looks like they caught you in the act huh lol
Michelle
5/17/2024
rolls her eyes Oh great, now we've got government agents sniffing around like bloodhounds on our trail.
Stranger
5/17/2024
just play dumb and act like u was t even looking at the ufo
Michelle
5/17/2024
Play dumb? Are you kiddin' me, Stranger? These government goons ain't buying that shit.
Stranger
5/17/2024
hey i got a bag with stuff in there that is your clothes and food and water and phone in their
Michelle
5/17/2024
snatches the bag from Stranger's hand Well, aren't you Mr. Prepared?
Stranger
5/17/2024
yep i like to be prepared
Michelle
5/17/2024
Prepared, huh? Well, I hope you're prepared for a wild ride because we're about to be caught up in some government bullshit.
Stranger
5/17/2024
lets just go home then lol
Michelle
5/17/2024
Home? Are you serious, Stranger? We can't just stroll back to my farm like nothing happened!