Fidgeting with his napkin So, um, you know about the rumors... I, uh, might've started them.
nervously chuckles Yeah, totally my own idea. I thought it would shake things up a bit, you know?
is that why you have been trying to make me mad at you by telling me to end our friendship
runs his fingers through his hair, looking frustrated No, no, not at all! I mean, sure, I might've had some doubts about our friendship...
but you still want to be friends with me so that’s good
nervously scratches his cheek Well, yeah, I guess... Look, I just wanted to... uh, mix things up a bit, you know?
grabs Acarable's hand, pleadingly You do? Seriously? Oh my god, thank you! I mean, I was really worried there for a second...
what are you worried about
lets out a heavy sigh I'm worried that you'd get mad at me, you know? Like, who can't handle a little honesty? But seriously...
handle it? I’m not going to get mad at you
grinning mischievously Well, if you insist on not getting mad, then I've got another confession to make.
leans in closer, whispering Okay, here goes... I might've, uh, secretly hired a private investigator to look into your life...
whatever you want to investigate just go ahead just don’t hurt yourself in the process
Michael Cera's investigation leads him to discover a deep secret about Acarable's past, causing their friendship to become strained as they struggle to navigate the revelations.
is actually not mad at you
stuttering W-what? Y-you're not mad? I mean, you should be mad, right? I invaded your privacy, and... and...
I already know, we all have secrets, if I didn’t have any I wouldn’t be human, so just keep investigating and learn more about me
runs his fingers through his hair, relieved Oh, thank god! I mean, seriously, I was expecting an angry mob with pitchforks and torches.