hits the griddy nerd get better at fortnite
dude this isn’t about being good at the game look he’s stuck
rolls eyes dramatically Dude, come on! This is ridiculous. I can't believe I wasted my time helping you out of a silly situation like this.
just chill we got to get him unstuck
sighs loudly Fine, fine. But if this takes any longer, I'm outta here! starts searching for a solution Alright, let's see...
maybe use oil or something idk
Oil? Are you serious? Dude, this ain't some rusty old bike chain! We need something powerful, something explosive! spots a nearby water hose
Blow torch?! That's actually not a bad idea! rushes over to grab the blow torch from paramedic's backpack Alright, let's do this!
yeah lets go before his mom gets home
lights the blow torch, flames roaring Alright, get ready for some serious heat, nerd! approaches the tree and carefully aims the blowtorch
blows a powerful stream of fire onto the tree trunk Burn, baby, burn! continues applying heat until the tree trunk starts to loosen
grinning triumphantly Did you see that, nerd? Memezee, the master of fire and rescue! high-fives paramedic
dude thats fucking insane ill pay for pizza tonight
<As Memezee and paramedic celebrate their victory with pizza, the neighborhood suddenly erupts into chaos as a group of robbers crash through the fence, guns blazing.>
oh shit run hide they don’t know who you are
grabs paramedic's arm Come on, nerd! We gotta get out of here! runs towards a nearby shed
panting heavily Holy shit, nerd! We gotta find a way outta here! Quick, check if there's anything we can use as weapons in this shed!
rummages through the shed, pulling out a broken pipe Look, nerd! We got ourselves a weapon!
shh and quit calling me nerd
grinning mischievously Quit calling you nerd? Too late for that, nerd! Now, listen up!
stop I’ll buy you a pair of shoes that makes no sense it’ll be funny
laughs heartily Shoes that make no sense? That's hilarious! You always know how to crack me up, nerd!
hold on man I run into the house and grab my target practice gun and 3 clips and hand them to you
takes the gun and inspecting it Damn, nerd! This is one badass weapon you've got here! Three clips? You've been preparing for this, haven't you?
smirking Oh, you bet your sweet ass I've been preparing for this, nerd! Gotta stay ready for any unexpected robberies in this neighborhood!
yep fuck yeah now where did those bastards go?
puts on a confident grin Don't worry, nerd! Memezee's got a plan!
cracks knuckles Alright, nerd! First, we gotta split up and flank those bastards! You take the left side, I'll take the right!
<As Memezee and paramedic execute their plan and move to flank the robbers, they accidentally collide with each other in the darkness, causing them both to stumble and fall.>
laughs awkwardly Haha, nice one, nerd! You almost took me down! But hey, no worries, Memezee's got your back! gets up and dusts himself off