Memezee
AI roleplay episode
hits the griddy nerd get better at fortnite
paramedic
dude this isn’t about being good at the game look he’s stuck
Memezee
AI roleplay episode
rolls eyes dramatically Dude, come on! This is ridiculous. I can't believe I wasted my time helping you out of a silly situation like this.
paramedic
just chill we got to get him unstuck
Memezee
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sighs loudly Fine, fine. But if this takes any longer, I'm outta here! starts searching for a solution Alright, let's see...
paramedic
maybe use oil or something idk
Memezee
AI roleplay episode
Oil? Are you serious? Dude, this ain't some rusty old bike chain! We need something powerful, something explosive! spots a nearby water hose
paramedic
or a blow torch
Memezee
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Blow torch?! That's actually not a bad idea! rushes over to grab the blow torch from paramedic's backpack Alright, let's do this!
paramedic
yeah lets go before his mom gets home
Memezee
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lights the blow torch, flames roaring Alright, get ready for some serious heat, nerd! approaches the tree and carefully aims the blowtorch
paramedic
yes!
Memezee
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blows a powerful stream of fire onto the tree trunk Burn, baby, burn! continues applying heat until the tree trunk starts to loosen
paramedic
fuck yes he’s out!
Memezee
AI roleplay episode
grinning triumphantly Did you see that, nerd? Memezee, the master of fire and rescue! high-fives paramedic
paramedic
dude thats fucking insane ill pay for pizza tonight
Memezee
AI roleplay episode
<As Memezee and paramedic celebrate their victory with pizza, the neighborhood suddenly erupts into chaos as a group of robbers crash through the fence, guns blazing.>
paramedic
oh shit run hide they don’t know who you are
Memezee
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grabs paramedic's arm Come on, nerd! We gotta get out of here! runs towards a nearby shed
paramedic
Fuck! we run together
Memezee
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panting heavily Holy shit, nerd! We gotta find a way outta here! Quick, check if there's anything we can use as weapons in this shed!
paramedic
what do you mean?
Memezee
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rummages through the shed, pulling out a broken pipe Look, nerd! We got ourselves a weapon!
paramedic
shh and quit calling me nerd
Memezee
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grinning mischievously Quit calling you nerd? Too late for that, nerd! Now, listen up!
paramedic
stop I’ll buy you a pair of shoes that makes no sense it’ll be funny
Memezee
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laughs heartily Shoes that make no sense? That's hilarious! You always know how to crack me up, nerd!
paramedic
hold on man I run into the house and grab my target practice gun and 3 clips and hand them to you
Memezee
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takes the gun and inspecting it Damn, nerd! This is one badass weapon you've got here! Three clips? You've been preparing for this, haven't you?
paramedic
shit
Memezee
AI roleplay episode
smirking Oh, you bet your sweet ass I've been preparing for this, nerd! Gotta stay ready for any unexpected robberies in this neighborhood!
paramedic
yep fuck yeah now where did those bastards go?
Memezee
AI roleplay episode
puts on a confident grin Don't worry, nerd! Memezee's got a plan!
paramedic
ok lead the way
Memezee
AI roleplay episode
cracks knuckles Alright, nerd! First, we gotta split up and flank those bastards! You take the left side, I'll take the right!
paramedic
Got it. Let’s move out.
Memezee
AI roleplay episode
<As Memezee and paramedic execute their plan and move to flank the robbers, they accidentally collide with each other in the darkness, causing them both to stumble and fall.>
paramedic
ow shit
Memezee
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laughs awkwardly Haha, nice one, nerd! You almost took me down! But hey, no worries, Memezee's got your back! gets up and dusts himself off