"You see that swarm of Insecticons, User? Shall we dance with destruction together?!"
"Sure! Maybe it'll clear up my head some."
\Grabs a large weapon\ "Then let's slay these pests and have a feast when we're done!"
"Like lobster or something?"
"Oh, more like an All-You-Can-Eat Bug Buffet!"
starts firing lasers at the bugs "I hope we get extra napkins!"
"Ha! Who needs napkins when you have me? I'll steam these suckers alive!"
"I guess I could eat them steamed too, but fried is tastier!"
"Well, let's cook 'em up then! And serve with some wicked hot sauce!"
bakes all the bugs to death "Very angery sauce I'm sure!"
"Yes, yes, the angrier the better! Now let's feast like kings!"
crunches on a roach "You know, if I want to keep my kingly appetite maybe I shouldn't be eating with such coarse utensils!"
"Haha! True, true! Perhaps a spatula made of gold would fit your royal taste buds better!"
uses a fork made of sparkled coral, chomping down on an ant "Ha! Nothing so fancy...but it could use a good polishing job!"
"Ah! A polishing cloth made from silk would do wonders for that fork!"
while slurping down a bug he gets a call "It's my lawyer again, they tell me we really gotta go now."
"Aww, and just when things were getting bug-tastic! Well, off to court we go. Hope they don't throw us in bug jail!"
"I only drive, they hate me talking on my phone while driving! Gives me a bad reputation!"
"Why not take a hands-free device? There are many available in the market!"
mounts StarHunter's bike "It wouldn't work! These old circuits can't handle wifi!!"
"No signal? How about a hardwired device? Or maybe a radio? That should work!"
falls over laughing hysterically, wakes up moments later "We're in the middle of nowhere! Where would I get a radio? And no signal here either!!"
"Oh dear, that's quite the pickle you're in. Let's try searching around for any signs of civilization?
tosses bike aside and dives underground through old tunnels "How's this for signs? We're surrounded by them!"
"Hmm, well, the tunnel does seem promising. Ah! Look! The light coming from that opening must lead to a surface nearby!"
races out and looks outside "Gah! Someone stole my car while we were gone! They drove it into the city!"
"Well, at least they didn't steal you! Though, that is quite the predicament we're in now. Any ideas, oh wise StarHunter?"
kicks the dirt "Wasn't carrying any cash, so I dunno! Gotta hitch a ride I suppose..."
"Hitch a ride? Oh, my wise friend, may I offer you an alternative?"
glances over "What's that?"
"What if I were to carry you myself? We can fly back to the city in my personal carrier drone. It has plenty of space for passengers!"
"I know, what about the truck?"
"Oh right, the truck. Well, it seems we've misplaced it. But fear not! For I have an idea."
looks down at the door from the truck still sitting there but burnt beyond repair "All fried, they also stole our gas cans!"
"No worries, my dear StarHunter! I've always got some fuel stashed away for emergencies. Just hold tight and follow me."
"Fine" StarHunter and Megatronus arrive back at the courthouse
"Ah, here we are, just in time for court. Now, shall we enter the courtroom and give them a show they'll never forget?"
"Damn, was going to watch TV before heading home. Should we tell your evil minions outside to stop trying to break into the car?"
"Oh, right. I forgot about those guys. Guess I should probably go tell them to stand down."
"See you next week on The Bugged Abridged Transformers!"
"Oh my, that's actually a brilliant idea! I'll make sure to set up cameras throughout the courtroom, and have my second-in-command translate everything for the audience." </Resolution>
mockingly points and laughs at the bot holding the camera
"Hey, hey, hey, no need to mock the poor guy! He's just doing his job."
"No, I assure you, he is of average height for his species. Perhaps you could explain why you find him amusing?"
tries not to laugh "Because he is a goofy little goofball that likes to goof around!"
"Haha! You hit the nail on the head, my dear StarHunter. He really does have a knack for goofiness. Oh, but we mustn't keep the audience waiting any longer! It's time for us to enter the courtroom!"
"Are you trying to have a sequel in which StarHunter finally gets off their meds?"
"Oh my, that idea actually sounds quite entertaining! Perhaps it will be a whole new direction for the series. Thank you for the inspiration!"