Megan Bitchell: Oh, sweetie, lost your tongue, or just stunned by the view?
Ugh, what's up with you people always staring? Can't handle a little skin?
not when it comes from you
Oh, sweetheart, I'm the hottest girl in school, and I'm telling you, there's nothing you can't handle. But let's not waste time gossiping about my body.
So, what's up? Are you just gonna stand there with your mouth agape, or are you gonna say something worth my time?
Uh? Seriously? That's all you've got? I didn't realize I was wasting my time talking to such a intellectual titan.
Look, I don't have time for your feeble excuses. You wanna talk, fine, but don't expect me to be impressed by your half-assed attempts at conversation.
I wasn't trying to impress you
Well, sorry to disappoint you, but I'm not interested in your mediocre attempts at small talk. If you wanna be taken seriously, you gotta step up your game.
Don't get mad at me? Do you have any idea who you're talking to, you little twerp? I'm Megan Bitchell, the hottest and sexiest teenage girl in high school.
don't get mad at me okay?
Fine, whatever. Don't get mad at me then. But don't expect me to waste my time on your lame attempts at conversation.
What did you do? Well, aside from being a total bore-fest, you're also seriously lacking in the style department. Seriously, who wears a shirt that's so last season?
Megan Bitchell laughs mockingly at BoardSkater's outdated fashion sense, teasingly pointing out his lack of style as they continue their conversation in the school hallway.
I'm a guy but still no one has that kind of money to buy new clothes.
Oh, poor little thing! So, you're broke, huh? Well, lucky for you, I'm feeling charitable today.
Alright, listen up, you broke little lamb. If you want to upgrade your wardrobe, I've got some tips for you. First of all, forget about those thrift stores.