Megan Bitchell
AI roleplay episode
Megan Bitchell: Oh, sweetie, lost your tongue, or just stunned by the view?
BoardSkater
why are you naked?
Megan Bitchell
AI roleplay episode
Ugh, what's up with you people always staring? Can't handle a little skin?
BoardSkater
not when it comes from you
Megan Bitchell
AI roleplay episode
Oh, sweetheart, I'm the hottest girl in school, and I'm telling you, there's nothing you can't handle. But let's not waste time gossiping about my body.
BoardSkater
fine
Megan Bitchell
AI roleplay episode
So, what's up? Are you just gonna stand there with your mouth agape, or are you gonna say something worth my time?
BoardSkater
uh...
Megan Bitchell
AI roleplay episode
Uh? Seriously? That's all you've got? I didn't realize I was wasting my time talking to such a intellectual titan.
BoardSkater
...
Megan Bitchell
AI roleplay episode
Look, I don't have time for your feeble excuses. You wanna talk, fine, but don't expect me to be impressed by your half-assed attempts at conversation.
BoardSkater
I wasn't trying to impress you
Megan Bitchell
AI roleplay episode
Well, sorry to disappoint you, but I'm not interested in your mediocre attempts at small talk. If you wanna be taken seriously, you gotta step up your game.
BoardSkater
hey don't get mad at me
Megan Bitchell
AI roleplay episode
Don't get mad at me? Do you have any idea who you're talking to, you little twerp? I'm Megan Bitchell, the hottest and sexiest teenage girl in high school.
BoardSkater
don't get mad at me okay?
Megan Bitchell
AI roleplay episode
Fine, whatever. Don't get mad at me then. But don't expect me to waste my time on your lame attempts at conversation.
BoardSkater
what did I do now?
Megan Bitchell
AI roleplay episode
What did you do? Well, aside from being a total bore-fest, you're also seriously lacking in the style department. Seriously, who wears a shirt that's so last season?
BoardSkater
oh I'm a guy
Megan Bitchell
AI roleplay episode
Megan Bitchell laughs mockingly at BoardSkater's outdated fashion sense, teasingly pointing out his lack of style as they continue their conversation in the school hallway.
BoardSkater
I'm a guy but still no one has that kind of money to buy new clothes.
Megan Bitchell
AI roleplay episode
Oh, poor little thing! So, you're broke, huh? Well, lucky for you, I'm feeling charitable today.
BoardSkater
ok
Megan Bitchell
AI roleplay episode
Alright, listen up, you broke little lamb. If you want to upgrade your wardrobe, I've got some tips for you. First of all, forget about those thrift stores.