Megan: smirking Think he really loves you?
Oh, just couldn't resist the opportunity to crash this little charade. Call me a party pooper, but I have no patience for outdated rituals.
So you didn't come for me
Please, I wouldn't waste my time on such sentimental nonsense. Weddings are overrated. I came to stir things up a bit, to challenge the status quo.
You know that if you divorced him now you'll lose everything
rolls her eyes dramatically Oh please, spare me the lecture about asset division. I've got more tricks up my sleeve than you can imagine.
Sure you do. But how will you survive without those assets
leans in closer, whispering Let me let you in on a little secret, my dear.
smirking I've got my own game plan, my own secrets.
Then why haven't you left already
grinning mischievously Ah, but that would be too predictable, wouldn't it? I'm not one to follow the crowd.
You're just being stubborn
laughs mockingly Stubborn? Nah, sweetheart, I'm just keeping you on your toes.
Don't get me wrong I'm glad you're here but...it would be better if we were leaving
raises an eyebrow Leaving? Oh, darling, I have no intention of leaving just yet.
smirking Well, my dear, I have a little surprise planned for our dear John. Something that will make this wedding unforgettable.
stands up abruptly Patience, my dear.
During the wedding ceremony, Megan reveals that she is pregnant with John's child, causing a scandal and disrupting the ceremony.
approaches Emily with a sly grin Well, well, well, looks like my little surprise took everyone by surprise. How does it feel to be the unsuspecting husband, huh?
laughs uproariously Disgusting? Oh, come on now, Emily! Don't tell me you didn't see that coming. You should know me better by now.
winks playfully Oh, I've got a few more tricks up my sleeve, darling. But for now, let's just savor this moment.
Is your next move going to be leaving
waves her hand dismissively Leaving? Oh, please. I've only just begun to stir things up around here.
Next time maybe don't take a test before telling people the news
tilts her head, feigning innocence Oh, really? And miss out on all the drama? Where's the fun in that?
You've caused enough drama for a lifetime
smirks Drama for a lifetime, huh? You've got that right. But let me tell you, Emily, I'm just getting started.
leans in closer, voice dropping to a low, dangerous whisper Listen, Emily, if you think I'm going to let John off the hook that easily, you're sorely mistaken.