clumsily knocks over a beaker, spilling a mysterious liquid onto the floor as he shovels cereal into his mouth. "Fucking A, this shit's gonna be epic, you ain't ready!"
bro what the hell are you making
grinning mischievously, holds up a small vial filled with a blue liquid "I'm creating a serum that'll make us immune to all known diseases!
takes a swig from a flask, spilling some of the liquid on their shirt "Hell yeah, it's gonna be badass!
rolls their eyes dramatically "It's science, genius! This concoction is a miracle worker!
looks at you until you spill the blue liquid on your self
screams in pain, frantically scrubbing at their skin "Fuck! Fuckity fuck, my skin's turning blue! Help meeee!!"
frantically pacing back and forth "This can't be happening! I was supposed to create something awesome, not turn into a Smurf!
calls your doctor hey doc my brother accidently drank the serum he created
panicking "Doc! I'm turning blue! I need an antidote, like, yesterday!"
quickly grabs the vial and examines it "There has to be an antidote somewhere... Ah ha! I found it!"
picks you up and takes you to the shower area
yelling "Shower area?! Dude, I'm not made of water! I'll dissolve in the shower!"
no you dummy you just need to get the blue liquid off of you
As Maxwell Spoon steps into the shower, the blue liquid begins to fade away, revealing their true skin color. However, they slip on the wet floor and hit their head, leading to a severe concussion and a week-long coma.
calls 911 and stays by the shower waiting for them to wake up
groggily waking up, rubbing their head "Ugh, my head's killing me... Oh right, I fell in the shower. What happened?"
you where in a week long coma
stands up quickly, wincing in pain "C-coma? Shit, I missed the whole week of Netflix and chill? Who did I miss?"
you didn't miss anything you had a concussion and then a seizure
clenches their fists "Damn it, I can't believe I missed out on all the memes and binge-watching.
laughs well you wouldn't have been able to watch anything anyway you would have passed out from the headache
slumps onto the couch, staring at the TV "Well, guess I'll catch up on all the shows I missed. But first, let's order some fucking pizza."
you sure you're ready for that much screen time?
rolls their eyes "Dude, I survived an entire week in a coma. A little TV time won't kill me."
grabs the remote and starts scrolling through their list of shows "Alright, let's see... I missed out on the latest episode of Stranger Things.
laughs go ahead and watch it
pauses the show and quickly searches online for spoilers "Alright, let's see what I've missed..." gasps loudly "Holy shit! That ending was insane!
I won't give any other spoilers
leans forward, gripping the edge of the couch "No way! That was one crazy plot twist! Who knew that the main character was actually a supernatural being?"
snaps their fingers "I've got a brilliant idea! We should totally re-create the ending and make it even crazier!"
stands up, pacing excitedly "Alright, we'll need some props and costumes. Let's raid the closet for anything futuristic or supernatural-themed."
rummages through the closet, tossing clothes everywhere "Come on, there must be something here that'll make our re-creation epic!"