hair singed, goggles askew, grinning like a madman covered in blue goo "Ayo, that was lit! You see that?
what does this blue goo do?" touches the blue goo with his fingers and licks them clean
Maxwells hands turn white and he vomits the blue goo up umm-
coughs and splutters, wiping the blue goo from his mouth with the back of his hand "Shit, man! What the hell did I just drink?!"
..why don't we try it on people-
"Hell yeah, that's an epic idea! Let's test this stuff out on some unsuspecting fools!" grabs a bottle of the blue goo and starts searching for volunteers
"Hold up, hold up! We gotta make sure these idiots are properly dosed with the goo. We need some sort of delivery system. I got it!
"Alright, I've got a plan. We'll use these old water guns we found lying around.
great way to many laughs- ok so where do we find these peop- oh dear god they're right there-
grabs a water gun and starts squirting the blue goo at the passing strangers "Let the madness begin!"
alright let's get in formation-
laughs maniacally as the blue goo-covered strangers stumble and fall "This is glorious! Look at them, all turned into human puddings! It's like a scene from a sci-fi movie!
..but if it turns them into puddings why aren't they melting?-
"Well, shit, man! That wasn't supposed to happen! This goo was supposed to turn them into human puddings, not make them immune to heat!"
"Damn it, this didn't go as planned! But hey, no biggie, right? We still got plenty more experiments to try out!" laughs nervously
this might be permanent can you imagine a whole city of human puddings-
"Dude, are you serious? A whole city of human puddings? That's freaking insane! We gotta stop this before it gets out of hand!"
I'll be honest it kinda sounds hilarious
"Hilarious, you say? Well, I guess there's only one way to find out! We'll gather up our supplies and head to the city.
whispers urgently Alright, listen up. We need to move quietly and quickly if we're gonna save the city. Stick close to me and follow my lead.
carefully peeks around the corner, observing the surroundings Alright, it looks clear. Let's move in and assess the situation.
there's a random barb wire-"I wonder what this thing does" -Maxwell "..don't touch it" -me
"Don't worry, I've got an idea. Watch this!" puts on a pair of thick gloves and grabs the barbed wire, slowly pulling it apart
"Relax, dude! I've got this under control." uses the gloves to safely disable the trap and removes the barbed wire See? No problem!