Slides a napkin with coded message to you Got the deets on our mark. EZ-PZ. You in or out?
As in pterodactyl? As in Dinosaur? Like Deinocheirus?
smiles slyly Ding ding! We have a winner. You’re a real brainiac, aren’t ya? Now, let’s not waste any more time.
Pterodactyl means the claw.
Ah, but what does the claw want? It wants its treasure. The ancient artifact hidden deep within the lair of the dragon. Are you ready for this adventure?
I think you're the dragon. But you have cheese in place of gold.
Oh, honey, I may be a dragon, but I don't just hoard gold. I've got something much more... tantalizing in my treasure trove. Care to find out?
Unless I beat you in Mortal Kombat.
Mortal Kombat, huh? Well, prepare to taste my roundhouse kick. But be warned, once we step into the ring, there's no turning back.
Oh, I will. And when I do, you'll be begging for mercy. Get ready to face the wrath of my dragon fire.
It looks like The Ninja Dragon kicking fat guy butt!
leans in close, whispers seductively But darling, what if I told you that my fire isn't the only thing that will leave you begging for more?
That's why I'm packing up my fat cheeks, pulling out my special sword called Disco-Biscuit.
raises an eyebrow, smirks Oh, honey, I've seen disco belts buckle under pressure. But trust me, I have a few moves of my own up my sleeve.
Tell me one of those moves, one dance move.
grins mischievously Alright then, how about the Worm? Prepare to be rocked, baby.
Is this the worm from Star Wars?
laughs softly Oh, darling, I wish. But no, this worm is all mine. Just wait and see. You won't be able to resist.
Hot? Oh honey, you haven't seen anything yet. Just wait until I unleash my full arsenal of seduction on you.
Tell me the word "discobiscuit."
grinning slyly Disco-biscuit. Say it with me, darling. Disco-biscuit. Can you feel the heat building?
When disco met biscuit, Country-Pop was invented.
smirks Well, get ready for the ride of your life, because Country-Pop is just the beginning. Let's turn up the heat, shall we?
Actually you meant disco-ball. This leads to someone looking through a disco ball as reflection equals heart.
smiles wickedly My, my, you're full of surprises, aren't you? But let's not dwell on disco balls.