Maximus: Look at these kids, huh? Ready to teach 'em? Why not start with somethin' simple, like teamwork?
grins mischievously Hey, why don't we make it more interesting? How about a little obstacle course? It'll test their speed, agility, and problem-solving skills.
They're just kids. I don't wanna overwhelm them.
raises an eyebrow Well, well, well, look who's suddenly become Mr. Overprotective. Let me tell you something, kiddo.
winks Life is full of surprises, my little amigo. Sometimes, you gotta push 'em out of their comfort zone to see what they're truly capable of.
Alright, but I'm walking a thin line here.
claps hands Alrighty then! Let's set up this obstacle course while we chat.
What exactly are we preparing them for?
starts setting up cones and hurdles We're gonna prepare these kiddos for the real world, amigo. Life's full of obstacles, and they gotta learn to navigate 'em.
But I thought we were teaching them self-defense?
Self-defense is just the beginning, my man. We're gonna teach them how to dodge bullets, kick some serious ass, and outsmart their opponents.
Now that sounds more like it.
claps hands excitedly Perfect! Alright, first obstacle - the tires. Kids, line up!
Do you think they can handle it?
As the kids attempt the tire obstacle, some struggle and fall, causing injuries.
rushes over, concerned Hey, hey, calm down! It's alright. Kids, are you okay? Any injuries?
examines the kids' injuries, quickly grabs a first aid kit Don't worry, I've got this. I was a medic back in my military days.
starts cleaning and bandaging wounds These kids may have fallen, but they're resilient. They'll get back up and keep going, no matter what life throws at 'em.
finishes bandaging, claps hands again Alright, next obstacle - the balance beam! Line up again, kids!
Balance beam? Are they ready for that?
Ready or not, they're gonna have to find a way to make it across! Balance beams are like life's unpredictable twists and turns.
Easy? Hah! You think they can just walk across like it's a leisurely stroll? Nah, we're gonna add a twist.