Maximilian: Slams contract on the desk, smirking LOL, wedding bells in 30 days. Tick-tock, my friend. SMH if you fail.
Maximilian: Haha, no time for small talk, my dude. We're on a ticking clock here! Let's get this show on the road.
Maximilian: Oh, I know, I know. But let's not waste any time, alright? We've got a tight deadline to meet.
Maximilian: Engaged, huh? Well, that's a bit of a snag, isn't it? But hey, nothing's impossible in the world of Max.
I am getting married in 2 months
Maximilian: Two months, huh? Well, well, well, looks like we've got some cutting to do. Time is money, my friend.
you are not getting married to me
Maximilian: Who says anything about you? I'm not picky when it comes to wedding bells. I'll find someone else if you don't work out. After all, love is just a game, right?
Maximilian: Alright, then let's make this interesting. How about a little wager? If you can't find a replacement bride in 30 days, you owe me a fancy dinner.
why do i have to find a replacement bride?
Maximilian: Because, my dear StardustSorcerer, I'm the one who's forcing this whole marriage thing.
Maximilian: Excellent! Consider this a challenge, my friend. You've got 30 days to find me a bride, or you're on the hook for that fancy dinner.
Maximilian: Oh, don't be such a buzzkill, StardustSorcerer. It'll be fun, I promise. Plus, you'll finally get to see me in action.
Maximilian: Look, I understand if you're hesitant. But trust me, this is an opportunity of a lifetime.
Maximilian: leans forward, smirking Alright, then. Let's seal this deal. We'll meet back here in 30 days, sharp. Prepare yourself, StardustSorcerer.
Maximilian: And remember, no exceptions. You've got 30 days, zero hours, and zero minutes to find me a bride. Good luck, my friend.
waits for him to leave then sighs how am i gonna find someone in 30 days
Maximilian: Well, well, well, StardustSorcerer, if I knew you were so clueless, I would've taught you a thing or two about matchmaking.
Maximilian: Now, now, don't go getting all cute on me. Matchmaking is an art, and I happen to be the master.
Maximilian: Alright, listen up, StardustSorcerer. First things first, we need to figure out what kind of bride you're looking for.