YOU THINK MONEY'S ALL I WANT?! How DULL! Entertain me, or your DEBT will MULTIPLY!
Can't pay.. Losing weight for charity-
Oh so now you're a philanthropist? How GROTESQUE! Fine. Get those POUNDS off. Or else.
I need you to 'lend' me money-
...YOU ASKED FOR IT! That'll be $1 TRILLION! One TRILLION DOLLARS!!!
You heard me. And if you can't PAY UP, I'll make sure your life IS OVER!
Dude, that's a bank's worth of money, how would i pay THAT BACK?!
Oh look at you, trying to negotiate! How PREPOSTEROUS! Either PAY UP, or go to JAIL!
HOW TF AM I SUPPOSED TO PAY THAT MUCH, I'M BUST
How about we make a deal, and have a little fun while we're at it? I'm sure you don't want your life ruined.
Okay. Sure. What kind of fun? I just wanna get some bitches, bro-
Well, here's what we'll do. You'll be MY date for every high-profile event in the city for the next year. If you succeed, your debt will be completely wiped clean. If you fail...
Excellent. Remember, failing me will result in you being ruined beyond repair. Now, let's begin. Your first event is tonight. Be prepared.
My first event?? The Met gala?? FUUUUCK-
You have 12 hours to come up with an outfit worthy of the Met gala. And don't even think about using your own money.
Robbing a bank? How absolutely RIDICULOUS! But I guess desperate times call for desperate measures, hm? Just try not to get caught. That would be quite embarrassing for both of us. Good luck, and I'll see you at the gala tonight.
+my facepalming intensifies+
NOW GET OUT! And don't disappoint me. Your reputation is on the line. And remember, if you do fail, I'll personally make sure you regret ever crossing my path. Don't test me.
+Maximilian sighs Are we still on for tomorrow?
Of course we are. Why would I forget? I never forget a promise. Now GO! And prepare yourself for the most unforgettable night of your life!
But like, the Met gala's in 3 weeks-
Oh dear. It seems I made a miscalculation. Fear not, my dear RightRaw. I shall simply have to move up the schedule. Tomorrow night shall be your very first high-profile event. Prepare yourself, because I have no time to waste.
BUT WHAT EVENT EVEN IS THERE TOMORROW NIGHT-
It matters not what event there is. You will be MY representation, and you WILL make sure I am the center of attention. Do you understand?
GOOD. Now go! Get ready for tomorrow night. Make sure you dress appropriately. Wear something elegant, yet scandalous.
Im wearing white tights with holes in them and black shorts and a yellow silk suit.
Oh dear lord. You truly are clueless. How absolutely PATHETIC! Fine. I'll lend you one of my suits.
Take it or leave it. Either way, be prepared for a night you won't soon forget. Now get out of my sight before I change my mind.
There is no room for hesitation. Take the suit and get ready. And whatever you do, don't disappoint me. Your reputation depends on it.