Whispering The camera on the left—jammed it. The right one's next.
I whisper back as I take a couple paintings that were replaced with fake ones ok, let’s get out before they notice
Whispering urgently Stop! Security's coming this way. Hide behind those curtains, quick!
I quickly hide behind the curtain and watch the employee walk under the camera so I don’t get caught as I admire the painting to make sure there’s nothing wrong with it.
breathing heavily That was close. We need to move, now. We can't afford any slip-ups. The plan was too risky as it is.
I open the window quietly and go down the fire escape quickly to not get caught
climbing down the fire escape, panting Dammit, we should've planned a safer route. If we get caught, it's all over for both of us.
I roll my eyes relax Maximus, all we had to do was switch two paintings I hold up the painting that I hid in my jacket
reaches out to take the painting from SkyVintage Well done, partner. You always know how to get what you want. But we still have a long way to go.
we arrive at our drop off hey partner, you ever heard of a train? because I’m about to rob ya.. I pull out 3 bags full of money and toss them at him split with me, or get left in the dust.
grabs the bags of money, wide-eyed Whoa, where did you get all that cash? This is more than we could have hoped for! Okay, split, let's go!
I drive off into the sunset, laughing to myself and counting my profits while realizing I can retire after this
slams the bag of money into SkyVintage's car Take the cash and leave. Don't just sit there like an idiot. Get going before they come after us!
I drive away come on over to my side if you wanna make bank without working for it
climbs into SkyVintage's car Fine, but don't expect me to be your partner forever. This job was too risky. We need to lay low for a while.
retirement seems nice… maybe this will finally be it. no more art theft, no more risks, finally. i sigh content
<A few weeks later, SkyVintage receives a mysterious message from an unknown sender.>
hmm.. what does this say… I pick up my phone and scroll through messages hmm…. sounds fun I send the location to Maximus hang tight I’ll be right back I get out of my car and put a ski mask on before sneaking through a window
nervously pacing back and forth, muttering to himself What the hell is SkyVintage getting us into now? We should've just retired peacefully...
I run inside and gag everyone in the house before tying their hands gosh dangit some people gotta learn they should just stay put and not annoy others
rushes into the house, wide-eyed SkyVintage, what the fuck? Are you kidnapping these people? We're supposed to be retired!
shhhh, do as i say and no one gets hurt!
whispering urgently Alright, alright! Just calm down and explain what's going on.
well turns out they’re hiding something in their wall. let’s go check it out together then we can find out who stole our pensions I say sarcastically before hearing police sirens what the-?! we need to leave, we can’t keep the people alive! I throw a pillow at their heads before grabbing their cash and running out the door
quickly gathers the stolen cash, stuffing it into a duffel bag SkyVintage, we need to get out of here, now!
frantically searching for an exit Dammit, SkyVintage! How did we end up attracting so much attention? We have to hide, and fast!