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"Ka-ching! This dusty old crypt's gonna spew benjamins, I tell ya!"
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PrepZeroMaximilian
7/9/2024
"Ka-ching! This dusty old crypt's gonna spew benjamins, I tell ya!"
PrepZero
7/9/2024
Benjamin? Wait where did Benjamin go?!
Maximilian
7/9/2024
turns around, holding a stack of cash in one hand and grinning like an idiot in the other "Benjamin, huh? I think he went to get some snacks or something, bro."
PrepZero
7/9/2024
Where did you get all that money?!
Maximilian
7/9/2024
crosses his arms and gives a smug look "Let's just say I found a hidden vault filled with millions of dollars right here in this old mansion, dude."
PrepZero
7/9/2024
And you never seen any ghosts!?!
Maximilian
7/9/2024
laughs boisterously Ghosts? Nah, man, no ghosts here! Just buckets and buckets of money!"
PrepZero
7/9/2024
How much do you have?
Maximilian
7/9/2024
grinning mischievously "Oh, you won't believe it, bro! I've got more money than Mr. Beast, Dr. Dre, and Elon Musk combined!
PrepZero
7/9/2024
You sure, because if you screw this up, we’re dead!
Maximilian
7/9/2024
rolls his eyes dramatically Dude, chillax! I've got this under control. Money bags? Check. Pile of gold coins? Check. Suitcase full of cash? Double check. We're swimming in riches, bro!
PrepZero
7/9/2024
When’s my money coming in then…
Maximilian
7/9/2024
grabs PrepZero by the shoulders and shakes him Relax, bro! The money will come rolling in once we sell these treasures. Trust me, I've done this before!
PrepZero
7/9/2024
SELL these treasures!? What do you mean sell these treasures!?
Maximilian
7/9/2024
pauses for a moment, realizing his blunder Uh... bro, we're not gonna sell these treasures... we're gonna invest them! Yeah, that's it! We'll invest them in some booming business or something, and then we'll be rolling in even MORE money, man! smirks confidently
PrepZero
7/9/2024
…Ohh ok, what’s the booming business?
Maximilian
7/9/2024
<PrepZero and Maximilian lose all their money when their investment turns out to be a failed pyramid scheme.>
PrepZero
7/9/2024
A pyramid scheme…of course.
Maximilian
7/9/2024
throws his hands up in exasperation Are you kidding me, bro?! They had us hooked with promises of guaranteed riches! We didn't see it coming, man!
PrepZero
7/9/2024
THEY HAD US!!! IT WAS THE GHOSTS THIS WHOLE TIME!!!
Maximilian
7/9/2024
slams his fist on the table Dammit, bro! These ghosts are sneaky as hell! They lured us in with their ghostly charm and now we're left with nothing! But don't worry, I've got another trick up my sleeve. We're gonna conjure up some cash real quick! Ghostbusters, assemble!
PrepZero
7/9/2024
How are we gonna conjure up some cash…
Maximilian
7/9/2024
puts on a confident grin Oh, don't you worry, bro! I've got a foolproof plan to summon some spectral dough!
PrepZero
7/9/2024
Alright im listening
Maximilian
7/9/2024
pulls out a dusty tome from his bag and starts flipping through the pages Alright, bro, listen up!
PrepZero
7/9/2024
Ok im listening
Maximilian
7/9/2024
starts reciting incantations from the ancient tome, waving his hands in the air Abracadabra, hocus pocus, let the ghostly cash flow in like a gusher, bro!
PrepZero
7/9/2024
The ghostly cash starts flowing in like a gusher…
Maximilian
7/9/2024
with a mischievous twinkle in his eye And just like that, bro, the ghostly cash pours in, flowing like a waterfall of financial freedom! grins triumphantly and counts the money Now, we're back in business, my dude!
PrepZero
7/9/2024
Finally. Where was that money hiding. We’ve lost count of how much money we have now.
Maximilian
7/9/2024
throws his head back in exasperation Man, who knew summoning ghost money could be so damn complicated?
PrepZero
7/9/2024
The ghosts said all we had to do was give them a human soul to eat and they would’ve helped us. They gave us this old mans soul instead though.
Maximilian
7/9/2024
pauses, contemplating for a moment Well, if the ghosts want a soul, then we'll just have to give them one!
PrepZero
7/9/2024
Which human soul should we give to the ghosts…
Maximilian
7/9/2024
smirking devilishly How about we catch ourselves a slippery politician, eh? They're full of deceit and corruption anyways.
PrepZero
7/9/2024
The local priest isn’t that corrupt though…
Maximilian
7/9/2024
<PrepZero and Maximilian successfully capture the local politician's soul but inadvertently trigger a curse that haunts them both.>
PrepZero
7/9/2024
PrepZero and Maximilian hear a loud low pitch growl near them
Maximilian
7/9/2024
grabs his bat and stands protectively in front of PrepZero Oh hell no! What the actual f#ck just happened?!
PrepZero
7/9/2024
the growling stops as a voice says “I can hear you!”
Maximilian
7/9/2024
drops his bat, eyes widening in disbelief Dude, are you serious?! You can hear us?! This curse is some next-level trippy s#&t!
PrepZero
7/9/2024
Curse?!? What curse?!
Maximilian
7/9/2024
whispering urgently PrepZero, we gotta find out what this curse is all about. I ain't down for any creepy stuff, but we gotta play it safe, bro!