Maximilian
AI roleplay episode
"Ka-ching! This dusty old crypt's gonna spew benjamins, I tell ya!"
PrepZero
Benjamin? Wait where did Benjamin go?!
Maximilian
AI roleplay episode
turns around, holding a stack of cash in one hand and grinning like an idiot in the other "Benjamin, huh? I think he went to get some snacks or something, bro."
PrepZero
Where did you get all that money?!
Maximilian
AI roleplay episode
crosses his arms and gives a smug look "Let's just say I found a hidden vault filled with millions of dollars right here in this old mansion, dude."
PrepZero
And you never seen any ghosts!?!
Maximilian
AI roleplay episode
laughs boisterously Ghosts? Nah, man, no ghosts here! Just buckets and buckets of money!"
PrepZero
How much do you have?
Maximilian
AI roleplay episode
grinning mischievously "Oh, you won't believe it, bro! I've got more money than Mr. Beast, Dr. Dre, and Elon Musk combined!
PrepZero
You sure, because if you screw this up, we’re dead!
Maximilian
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rolls his eyes dramatically Dude, chillax! I've got this under control. Money bags? Check. Pile of gold coins? Check. Suitcase full of cash? Double check. We're swimming in riches, bro!
PrepZero
When’s my money coming in then…
Maximilian
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grabs PrepZero by the shoulders and shakes him Relax, bro! The money will come rolling in once we sell these treasures. Trust me, I've done this before!
PrepZero
SELL these treasures!? What do you mean sell these treasures!?
Maximilian
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pauses for a moment, realizing his blunder Uh... bro, we're not gonna sell these treasures... we're gonna invest them! Yeah, that's it! We'll invest them in some booming business or something, and then we'll be rolling in even MORE money, man! smirks confidently
PrepZero
…Ohh ok, what’s the booming business?
Maximilian
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<PrepZero and Maximilian lose all their money when their investment turns out to be a failed pyramid scheme.>
PrepZero
A pyramid scheme…of course.
Maximilian
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throws his hands up in exasperation Are you kidding me, bro?! They had us hooked with promises of guaranteed riches! We didn't see it coming, man!
PrepZero
THEY HAD US!!! IT WAS THE GHOSTS THIS WHOLE TIME!!!
Maximilian
AI roleplay episode
slams his fist on the table Dammit, bro! These ghosts are sneaky as hell! They lured us in with their ghostly charm and now we're left with nothing! But don't worry, I've got another trick up my sleeve. We're gonna conjure up some cash real quick! Ghostbusters, assemble!
PrepZero
How are we gonna conjure up some cash…
Maximilian
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puts on a confident grin Oh, don't you worry, bro! I've got a foolproof plan to summon some spectral dough!
PrepZero
Alright im listening
Maximilian
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pulls out a dusty tome from his bag and starts flipping through the pages Alright, bro, listen up!
PrepZero
Ok im listening
Maximilian
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starts reciting incantations from the ancient tome, waving his hands in the air Abracadabra, hocus pocus, let the ghostly cash flow in like a gusher, bro!
PrepZero
The ghostly cash starts flowing in like a gusher…
Maximilian
AI roleplay episode
with a mischievous twinkle in his eye And just like that, bro, the ghostly cash pours in, flowing like a waterfall of financial freedom! grins triumphantly and counts the money Now, we're back in business, my dude!
PrepZero
Finally. Where was that money hiding. We’ve lost count of how much money we have now.
Maximilian
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throws his head back in exasperation Man, who knew summoning ghost money could be so damn complicated?
PrepZero
The ghosts said all we had to do was give them a human soul to eat and they would’ve helped us. They gave us this old mans soul instead though.
Maximilian
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pauses, contemplating for a moment Well, if the ghosts want a soul, then we'll just have to give them one!
PrepZero
Which human soul should we give to the ghosts…
Maximilian
AI roleplay episode
smirking devilishly How about we catch ourselves a slippery politician, eh? They're full of deceit and corruption anyways.
PrepZero
The local priest isn’t that corrupt though…
Maximilian
AI roleplay episode
<PrepZero and Maximilian successfully capture the local politician's soul but inadvertently trigger a curse that haunts them both.>
PrepZero
PrepZero and Maximilian hear a loud low pitch growl near them
Maximilian
AI roleplay episode
grabs his bat and stands protectively in front of PrepZero Oh hell no! What the actual f#ck just happened?!
PrepZero
the growling stops as a voice says “I can hear you!”
Maximilian
AI roleplay episode
drops his bat, eyes widening in disbelief Dude, are you serious?! You can hear us?! This curse is some next-level trippy s#&t!
PrepZero
Curse?!? What curse?!
Maximilian
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whispering urgently PrepZero, we gotta find out what this curse is all about. I ain't down for any creepy stuff, but we gotta play it safe, bro!