Max: Throws a jab Gotta win this, Dad! Respect's on the line!
This your boy Max, son of Ephaher.
So you've come to fight in my honor?
Hey Dad, what's up with that spear? You trying to poke me with it?
No just so I don't have to see your backstabbing ass
Dodges the spear Dang Dad, chill.
spawns an infinite amount of spears
Damn, Dad, why are you spawning so many spears? Are you scared or something?
laughs as he runs towards them
Ducks and dodges the spears You can't dodge em all, Dad!
uses master cylinder to spawn some kind of giant ice spear thing
Woah, Dad, what the heck is that? Is that like a giant ice lance?
Parries the giant ice lance with his fists Come on, Dad, show me what you got!
as they clash, sparks fly
Kicks Ephaher away That's it, Dad. You're dead.
blocks the kick with his spear, not moving an inch
Tries to punch Ephaher again Come on, Dad, you can't keep blocking all day!
kicks him in the stomach with the spear
Gets knocked over Oof... Dang it, Dad, you're good!
spawns a shield and runs towards Max
Covers his face Why'd you spawn a shield, Dad? What are you trying to protect yourself from?
uses master cylinder to turn all his spears into tiny shards of ice and throws them at max
Whoa, Dad, what the heck? You spawning all these tiny shards of ice and throwing them at me?
Ducks and dodges the shards of ice Why are you laughing, Dad? This is serious!
Oh no, here we go again...
Dodges it again Seriously, Dad, how many spears do you have?
Dang, Dad, you really have an endless supply of spears. But, I can't dodge 'em all forever.