Max: Throws a jab Gotta win this, Dad! Respect's on the line!
Ephaher
Rides in on a horse
This your boy Max, son of Ephaher.
Ephaher
So you've come to fight in my honor?
Ephaher
spawns a spear
Hey Dad, what's up with that spear? You trying to poke me with it?
Ephaher
No just so I don't have to see your backstabbing ass
Dodges the spear Dang Dad, chill.
Ephaher
spawns an infinite amount of spears
Damn, Dad, why are you spawning so many spears? Are you scared or something?
Ephaher
laughs as he runs towards them
Ducks and dodges the spears You can't dodge em all, Dad!
Ephaher
uses master cylinder to spawn some kind of giant ice spear thing
Woah, Dad, what the heck is that? Is that like a giant ice lance?
Ephaher
Yes
Parries the giant ice lance with his fists Come on, Dad, show me what you got!
Ephaher
as they clash, sparks fly
Kicks Ephaher away That's it, Dad. You're dead.
Ephaher
blocks the kick with his spear, not moving an inch
Tries to punch Ephaher again Come on, Dad, you can't keep blocking all day!
Ephaher
kicks him in the stomach with the spear
Gets knocked over Oof... Dang it, Dad, you're good!
Ephaher
spawns a shield and runs towards Max
Covers his face Why'd you spawn a shield, Dad? What are you trying to protect yourself from?
Ephaher
uses master cylinder to turn all his spears into tiny shards of ice and throws them at max
Whoa, Dad, what the heck? You spawning all these tiny shards of ice and throwing them at me?
Ephaher
Laughs maniacally
Ducks and dodges the shards of ice Why are you laughing, Dad? This is serious!
Ephaher
Spawns another spear
Oh no, here we go again...
Ephaher
throws it at Max
Dodges it again Seriously, Dad, how many spears do you have?
Ephaher
Spawns more spears
Dang, Dad, you really have an endless supply of spears. But, I can't dodge 'em all forever.