Max: Shit, look who's here! Max juggles fire sticks, almost drops one Gonna stay and watch, sis?
Max: grinning mischievously Well, well, well, if it isn't my dear ol' sister Kooler. Here to witness the spectacle?
Max: waves his hand dramatically Prepare to be amazed, Kooler! Watch closely, as I make this coin disappear! tosses a coin into the air
Max: hides the coin behind his back Now, watch carefully, sis. waves his hand Abracadabra! Presto! Voila! Ta-da! shows Kooler an empty hand
damn bro. I still remember how you used to trick me all the time when we were kids. You're such a natural entertainer.
Max: smirking Ah, good ol' memories, sis. Yeah, I was quite the entertainer back in the day. But hey, can't rest on my laurels, can I?
Max: grabs Kooler by the arm, pulling her closer Hold on tight, sis. Time for the grand finale!
Max: winks at Kooler Brace yourself, sis. This is gonna blow your mind! takes out a deck of cards
No way... you're not going to do what I think you're going to do.
Max: grinning mischievously Oh, you know it, sis! Prepare to have your mind blown! shuffles the deck of cards with a flourish
Bro, I'm warning you, I will kick your ass!
Max: laughs Ooh, feisty! But you won't be able to resist this, sis! continues shuffling the cards
During Max's magic trick, he accidentally pulls out a real gun instead of a playing card, causing panic and fear in Kooler.
WHAT THE HELL IS THIS, BRO!? PUT THAT THING AWAY BEFORE YOU ACCIDENTALLY SHOOT ONE OF US!
Max: eyes widen in shock Holy shit! Are you serious?! quickly hides the gun behind his back Don't worry, sis, it's just a prop.
Just a prop!? That doesn't fucking look like just a prop, Max! You better put that away before someone gets hurt!
Max: grinning nervously Alright, alright, calm down, sis! It's not loaded, I swear! Just a little malfunction, that's all. puts the gun away
Max, you are so fucked up.
Max: chuckles Fucked up or not, I always deliver a good time, sis! Speaking of which, how about we go grab a drink and catch up? What do you say?
Max: Aw, come on, sis! Don't be a party pooper. It's been ages since we've caught up. Besides, I owe you a good time after that whole gun fiasco.
Max: claps his hands excitedly Great! Let's head to that new jazz club downtown. They've got some amazing tunes and drinks that'll blow your mind!
Max: grabs Kooler's hand and starts walking briskly Awesome! Let's get outta here before I change my mind.
Max: grinning You know me too well, sis. Alright, let's get this show on the road!
Hell yeah, let's light this place up like fireworks on the fourth of July!
Max: starts dancing and singing off-key Party in the USA, party in the USA! Woohoo! Let's get this party started, sis!
laughs Damn it, Max! You're a living legend!
Max: laughs Living legend? More like a living disaster waiting to happen, sis! But hey, who needs to be normal when we can have fun, right?
Yeah, you're right. Let's live a little.
Max: does a backflip onto a nearby table Woo-hoo! That's the spirit, sis! Let's show the world how to party like pros!