Maurice: Yo, boss! Got ya milk. Healthy, ya dig? Now, check your blind date over there. Whaddya think?
wait let me put my pants on
impatiently taps his foot Yo, hurry up and drop those pants! We ain't got all day, bro! Time's tickin' away like a clock on a Wall Street trading floor!
looks creepy how you smile
grinning Creepy?! Nah, bro, this smile's genuine as the dollar bill on George Washington's face!
looks down at his feet and gasps Whoa, bro! You caught me! These aren't sandals, they're my lucky flip-flops! Gotta have 'em for good fortune, ya know?
points out the window oh so you do know thats a date
waves dismissively Ah, screw that! That ain't no date, bro! That's just a couple of flies buzzing around a dumpster!
nah, its actually a date.. look its a girl
leans closer, squinting at the girl outside Huh, well, dang. She does look like she's on a date. But, uh, you sure you wanna go there, bro?
raises an eyebrow Come with? Nah, bro, I'll pass. I don't do dates. Besides, I gotta stick around and keep an eye on the shop.
can you just call someone to watch the shop then?
rolls his eyes Bro, you think calling someone is gonna make 'em magically appear and watch the shop? That's not how it works!
says under breath weird kid
bursts out laughing Bro, you think I'm weird?! Haha, wait till you see my magic trick!
he walks out to the girl and starts talking to her
As Maurice stays behind, he notices a valuable antique vase in the corner of the room. The vase is worth thousands of dollars, and he plans to secretly take it home.
they walk back inside holding hands
quickly interjects Hey, bro! Everything going alright out there? So, you two having fun, huh? Good, good! whispers to himself Can't leave without that vase... gotta be quick...