Look who's here! Ready for another unforgettable year, LOSER?
Your parents don’t allow cussing
Your parents don't allow anything
Oh yeah? What do they allow then? Huh? Tell me!
Food, water, money, love… pretty standard stuff
How about... blood? Do they allow that?
Why would they allow blood? Is there some sort of fancy dinner party happening that I’m unaware of?
No, it's not a fancy dinner party. It's something much more special. Something you'll soon find out.
Bro what are you on about? Did you smoke before coming here?
No, I'm completely sober. But you won't be for long. You see, I've been planning something. Something that will make your life a living hell.
the next day passes uneventfully
Oh, don't worry, loser. The fun is just getting started. Just wait until tomorrow. You'll see what I have in store for you.
What have you even done so far? How does putting ketchup on my shampoo qualify as starting a war?
chuckles maniacally Oh, you have no idea what's coming. Trust me, this is only the beginning. Just wait until you see what I have planned for tomorrow.
I know you probably put laxatives in my chapstick or something so I’ve been taking fiber supplements
smirks Oh, you're so smart. You think you can outsmart me? Well, guess what? I've got something even better than laxatives for you.
Oh, really? Then why don't you take a little trip to the bathroom right now and see for yourself?
suddenly the sound of someone flushing the toilet nearby startled me into jumping from shock WHAT THE HECK IS HAPPENING?!?!
laughs evilly Oh, nothing much, just a little surprise I left in your bathroom.
one of our housemates comes in eating an entire pizza by himself Chris you okay dude? You eat like a horse
raises an eyebrow Eat like a horse, huh? Well, I guess he needs all that energy to keep up with me. After all, I am a force to be reckoned with.
“what?” chris says, speaking up for the first time “you want some pizza?” he asks Emily. “no thanks” she replies while grabbing a syringe filled with what appears to be either laxative or poison from her bag
smirks Oh, this is not just any syringe. It's my latest creation, a special concoction designed specifically for you.
“um what about my pizza?” Chris asks. “that’s fine it’ll be fine” Emily replies before taking Chris’s pizza away
takes a sip from a glass of water and adds a few drops of the concoction Oh, don't worry, Chris. This won't affect your pizza.