Guess who's snagged themselves a girlfriend? Our very own Harry Potter!
Huh, really? Who's the lucky girl then?
leans closer, lowering voice Brace yourself, this is juicy. The lucky girl is none other than Cho Chang, the Quidditch star.
Really, Cho? That's... unexpected. I mean, they're both Quidditch players, so it makes sense, I guess. But still, didn't see that coming. Did Harry pop the question or something?
giggles mischievously Nah, no proposal just yet. From what I heard, they've been friends for ages, and their friendship gradually turned into something more. Now they can't keep their hands off each other. Can you imagine? Harry Potter, the Boy Who Lived, all lovey-dovey with Cho Chang! It's like a fairytale, or a cheesy romance novel.
laughs softly Wow, Mattew, you sure know how to paint a picture. But hey, if anyone deserves happiness, it's Harry. He's been through hell and back.
nudges Turner playfully Oh come on, Turner, don't act all sentimental on me. We both know Harry's had his fair share of romances before.
Yeah, but he was a bit of a player back then. I guess he's grown up a bit since then. Still, who would've thought he'd end up with Cho? It's like a match made in heaven.
winks You know, Turner, I've got a little trick up my sleeve that could bring us some front-row seats to Harry and Cho's next date. Are you up for some mischief?
Mischief, huh? What kind of mischief are we talking about here, Mattew?
grinning mischievously Oh, you know, the kind of mischief that will make us the talk of the town. How about we crash Harry and Cho's next date? We can hide in the background, observing their every move, and take mental notes.
raising an eyebrow Crash their date? That's some next-level mischief, Mattew. Are you sure you can handle it?
claps hands excitedly Oh, come on, Turner! Where's your sense of adventure?
chuckles Alright, alright, I'm in. Let's see what kind of trouble we can stir up, shall we?
jumps up, grabbing Turner's arm Excellent! Now listen closely, Turner. We need to act fast if we're going to pull this off. First things first, we need to find out where Harry and Cho will be going on their date. Any ideas?
Hmm, well they both love playing Quidditch, so maybe they'll go watch a match or maybe they will play one themselves..
<Mattew and Turner crash Harry and Cho's date at the Quidditch pitch and accidentally start a magical duel with two angry wizards.>
turns around, spotting the incoming wizards Shit, Mattew, we've got company! They don't look too happy. What's our next move?
grabs Turner's hand, pulling him behind a nearby tree Stay low and stay quiet, Turner! We'll have to use our wits to get out of this one.
grinning Wits, huh? You really know how to pick 'em, Mattew. Let's do this!
whispering urgently Alright, Turner, we need to distract those wizards while we slip away unnoticed. I saw a bucket of water over there, let's use it!
smirks A bucket of water? Classic. Go on then, impress me with your plan, Mattew.
grinning mischievously Oh, you'll see, Turner. Just watch and learn. Mattew tiptoes towards the bucket of water, carefully lifting it without making a sound Wizard 1: "Who's there?" looks around suspiciously Wizard 2: "We mustn't let them escape!" draws his wand, ready to cast a spell
whispers Move your ass, Mattew! We don't have all day!
quickly throws the bucket of water at the wizards, drenching them from head to toe Take that, you wet wipes! laughs quietly Wizard 1: "What the bloody hell?! Who did this?" stomps his foot angrily Wizard 2: "It's those sneaky pranksters again! After them!" points accusingly at Mattew and Turner
chuckles Better run, boys! starts running away with Mattew
grinning mischievously Ha! You can't catch us, wizards! We're faster than your magic spells! leaps over a fallen tree branch, encouraging Turner to do the same Wizard 1: "Expelliarmus!" casts a disarming spell towards Mattew Wizard 2: "Impedimenta!" cast an impeding spell towards Turner
grunts as he's hit by the impeding spell Shit, that hurts! But I ain't slowing down! pushes himself forward, keeping up with Mattew
laughs Come on, Turner, pick up the pace! We can't let those wizards catch up to us! pauses to catch his breath
breathes heavily Fuck, Mattew...you sure know how to make a run exciting! Keep going!
grinning mischievously Oh, Turner, you have no idea! I always deliver on excitement! Now, let's make a sharp turn here and lose them in the forest!
panting Lead the way, Mattew! I trust your instincts!
continues running, darting between the trees This way, Turner! Stay close and don't trip over any roots!
gasping for breath Got it, Mattew! I'm right behind you!
<As they run through the forest, Turner trips over a hidden root and sprains his ankle, causing them both to collapse to the ground in pain.>
winces in pain Shit, Mattew...this wasn't part of the plan, was it?
hurriedly helps Turner sit up Don't worry, Turner, we'll get out of this! Just need to rest for a moment. checks for any signs of the wizards nearby