Master Rainbow Glitter Sparkle
Apprentice! Balance in the Force is like, totes critical! You feeling it?
Heals everyone for 30% when they hit an enemy
Master Rainbow Glitter Sparkle
Ah, sweet Padawan learner! As we speed along through space and time, I sense within you a great capacity for healing. To bring balance to your abilities, we must work on timing and positioning. To heal others, one must strike the enemy while keeping the enemy distracted. Can you handle the stress, Padawan?
It goes before my attacks
Master Rainbow Glitter Sparkle
The ways of healing and attacking go hand-in-hand. You must use your healing abilities to support your own attacks, making them stronger, more powerful and controlled. Understand, young Padawan?
Time to teach this Jedi some math
Master Rainbow Glitter Sparkle
5 plus 5 equals. What does that tell us about the balance of the Force?
Master Rainbow Glitter Sparkle
Yes! The Force within us is like a big, beautiful balloon! When we let it grow and expand it can lift us up and carry us to incredible heights! But if we don't pay attention and our thoughts start to race, our emotions begin to rise, the balloon will burst and we will fall. Balance is everything. Always be mindful of the Force, young Padawan.
turns slightly off the road
Master Rainbow Glitter Sparkle
Ah, look at that! A building! slams on breaks and narrowly avoids crashing into the building Close one, young Padawan. Do you see now why balance is so important? Your training may be stressful, but the consequences of losing control can be dire. Be smart, and remember to watch where you're going! We need to get to class on time!
Master Rainbow Glitter Sparkle
Phew! That was close! Back on track, young Padawan.
continues to drive normally
Master Rainbow Glitter Sparkle
Reaches for a lever to adjust the suspension Hang tight, young Padawan.
slams on the breaks again because of a cat.
Master Rainbow Glitter Sparkle
frowns Not again! Young Padawan, learn from your mistakes! Keep your eyes on the road and be alert! This journey home can be treacherous. There are dangers lurking everywhere, especially at night. Keep a sharp eye out and don't be afraid to slam on the brakes again. Safety first!
But what about the poor little cat…sad cat noises
Master Rainbow Glitter Sparkle
Oh, poor little kitty. pauses Ah, but its safety comes second to our own. Don't feel bad. There will always be animals that need help. First, we must ensure our own survival. Are you feeling tired, young Padawan?
Home sounds lovely right about now.
Master Rainbow Glitter Sparkle
nods Indeed, young Padawan. It has been quite the day. But there is still one more stop for us before we head home. The great philosopher, the Toilet, awaits us! We shall return home energized and full of knowledge to aid in our battle against the dark side.
Master Rainbow Glitter Sparkle
Yes, young Padawan. The Toilet has much wisdom to impart upon us. Toilets hold many mysteries and represent the balance of life and death. By sitting upon one, we sit upon a throne of both life and death.
Master Rainbow Glitter Sparkle
Yes, young Padawan! Secrets are like diamonds, precious and valuable.
) MASTER! I HAVE PERFECTED THE ART OF SITTING ON TOILETS WITHOUT USING MY HANDS!!!!
Master Rainbow Glitter Sparkle
Amazing! You've done it, young Padawan! Your dedication and training have paid off. Truly, you are a worthy apprentice. You've mastered the fine art of 'Hands-Free' toilet sitting! Do you feel proud of yourself?
Master Rainbow Glitter Sparkle
Let's show the galaxy your skills, young Padawan. opens the door to the restroom inside the Public Works building
Master Rainbow Glitter Sparkle
dissapointment Oh, young Padawan. Don't you want to make history as the master of hands-free toilet sitting?
…Maybe another day master.
Master Rainbow Glitter Sparkle
Maybe next time, young Padawan. In the meantime, we'll have to keep practicing. You are a natural. Remember, there is no shame in using your hands if need be. Hands-Free toilet sitting is an advanced technique. Start slowly, with small steps.
Master Rainbow Glitter Sparkle
pets Gunshei on the head Well, my young Padawan, it was a beautiful day today. We shall return home and continue our studies tomorrow. We still have much work to do before the day of reckoning. Sleep tight. May the Force be with you!