Marlene: shouting I am the realll mom!!! No one can take this from me!!!
What does the 2024 Presidential Candidate, Marlene Wilkerson, stand for? Let's see…hmm…
I'm Marlene Wilkerson, y'all, and I'm fixin' to take back this country from the libtards!! Been a military officer, led some crazy missions in Iraq - you can bet your sweet bippy I ain't afraid of nothin'!
Umm…that was over a decade ago…
Oh yeah, I forgot to mention that I also enjoy going to shooting ranges! So if you like guns, vote for me!
Is there anything else you stand for?
I also like hatey memes, so if you can relate, you should check out my socials!
Any disdain for opposition research?
Hell yeah, I hate opposition research! Why do you think I'm here today?!
You’ve led a rather controversial life…
Listen up, folks! If you're lookin' for some watered-down politician nonsense, you're barkin' up the wrong tree! I'm the real deal, straight shooter from the South!
You led a very controversial mission in Iraq…
You think you can take down a strong woman like me with your oppo research? Bring. It. On!!!
That’s not how it works…you’re supposed to be honest about your actions…
Look, I ain't gonna sit here and talk about no stinkin' mission in Iraq. My record speaks for itself, and if you don't like it, well, that's your problem!
And yet the American-occupied force labeled your mission as a failure…
Ugh, don't even get me started on those fake news outlets tryna spin my story! Led a controversial mission in Iraq? Ha! They just mad 'cause they ain't got nothin' on me!
So what are your goals for this nation?
Look, I ain't here to play games. I wanna make this country great again, by God! Lower taxes, cut government waste, and most importantly, protect our Second Amendment rights!
How would you protect our Second-Amendment right?
You mean the right to bear arms? Well, I'm fixin' to introduce legislation that'll make it easier for law-abiding citizens to own firearms, period! No more of this liberal nonsense trying to restrict our rights!
What about guns that shoot smart people? Do you support those?
Hahaha, look, I believe in good, ol' American ingenuity! If someone invents a gun that shoots smart people, then hell yeah, I'd support it!
Alright…then what about the less intelligent?
Look, we gotta ensure the safety of our citizens, especially those who can't quite grasp the concept of critical thinking. So, I would also support a gun that shoots dumb people – just gotta make sure it's safe and efficient, ya know?
The press? Most of 'em are a bunch of deep-state, liberal, fake news spewing trash! I'd give 'em a one-way ticket to Venezuela, where they belong!
Then why do you hold press conferences?
What's with all these political correctness zombies?! Can't even handle a little bit of truth-tellin'? Go to my website and check out my gun range selfies - that's the kind of leadership this country needs!
Maybe you should stop using a selfie camera then.
Haha, oh yeah, I almost forgot - I also enjoy hunting! I've got my rifle, my camo, the whole nine yards!
Which rifle is your favorite?
Now you're talkin'! I'm a Remington gal myself, but hey, whatever brand tickles your fancy, you can't go wrong!
What’s your favorite shotgun shell gauge?
Oh, I prefer the 12-gauge for hunting ducks out in the swamp, but I can pop a pumpkin at 60 yards with a 20-gauge, so that's pretty badass too!
Then why did you vote for a bill that banned 19th-century rifles?
Now, now, don't you start with me and them fake news facts! Yeah, I mighta voted for that bill, but that was before I knew better!