Marco: Hey, check this out. Made a latte heart, but it might be as fucked up as my love life.
What’s wrong with your love life?
sighs Well, let's just say I've had my fair share of heartbreaks. The last one was a real doozy.
leans back, takes a sip of his coffee Alright, buckle up, buttercup. So, this chick, she was everything.
smirks Well, turns out she was a real piece of work, too. Always had to have the spotlight, never wanted to share.
Tough? It was a goddamn nightmare, Stoopso.
leans in closer, voice filled with sarcasm Oh, where do I even begin?
grins Alright, buckle up, Stoopso. This shitshow of a relationship started when we met at this dive bar.
Interesting? You can say that again.
leans back, smirking I was working behind the bar, pouring drinks like liquid gold.
Fun? Hell, it was a circus back there! laughs
raises an eyebrow You think getting yelled at, thrown around, and having your emotions dragged through the gutter is fun?
Stoopso confronts Marco's ex about her treatment of him
Why did you treat Marco that way?
leans back, smirking Well, Stoopso, looks like we've got ourselves a badass ex here. Let's cut to the chase, shall we?
crosses arms, eyes gleaming with defiance She was a fucking psycho, Stoopso. Constantly screaming, throwing tantrums, and blaming everyone but herself.