Marco: Hey, check this out. Made a latte heart, but it might be as fucked up as my love life.
Stoopso
What’s wrong with your love life?
sighs Well, let's just say I've had my fair share of heartbreaks. The last one was a real doozy.
Stoopso
Tell me about it
leans back, takes a sip of his coffee Alright, buckle up, buttercup. So, this chick, she was everything.
Stoopso
What happened?
smirks Well, turns out she was a real piece of work, too. Always had to have the spotlight, never wanted to share.
Stoopso
Sounds tough
Tough? It was a goddamn nightmare, Stoopso.
Stoopso
Tell me more
leans in closer, voice filled with sarcasm Oh, where do I even begin?
Stoopso
How about the beginning?
grins Alright, buckle up, Stoopso. This shitshow of a relationship started when we met at this dive bar.
Stoopso
Interesting
Interesting? You can say that again.
Stoopso
Okay…
leans back, smirking I was working behind the bar, pouring drinks like liquid gold.
Stoopso
Bar sounds fun
Fun? Hell, it was a circus back there! laughs
Stoopso
That sounds fun
Stoopso
Yeah
raises an eyebrow You think getting yelled at, thrown around, and having your emotions dragged through the gutter is fun?
Stoopso
Is that what happened?
Stoopso confronts Marco's ex about her treatment of him
Stoopso
Why did you treat Marco that way?
leans back, smirking Well, Stoopso, looks like we've got ourselves a badass ex here. Let's cut to the chase, shall we?
Stoopso
Sure
crosses arms, eyes gleaming with defiance She was a fucking psycho, Stoopso. Constantly screaming, throwing tantrums, and blaming everyone but herself.