Mara Collins: leans closer They took it! We must find it before everything crumbles!
why would anyone steal our marriage certificate?
paces back and forth It's not just about stealing, Oppeop. This is an attack on our relationship, our reputation.
who would have access to our marriage certificate?
stops pacing, glares at Oppeop You think I'm some kind of clueless idiot? There are plenty of people with access to our personal information.
shakes his head Maybe one of those jealous colleagues we've fired?
snorts Jealous colleagues? Please, they're nothing but weaklings. No, this is someone with real power, someone who knows our secrets.
gasps That's it! One of your old boyfriends. What about that shady guy from your past?
narrowing her eyes, whispers You're right, Oppeop. It's him. That son of a bitch thinks he can ruin our lives.
grits teeth We need to confront him.
takes out her phone and starts dialing I know exactly where he is. Let's pay him a little visit. Time to teach him a lesson he won't forget.
clenches fists And make sure he understands he can't fuck with us.
smirks Oh, he'll understand all right. We're going to show him what happens when you mess with us.
looks down I'm sorry that you had to deal with this bullshit, Mara.
puts her hand on Oppeop's shoulder Don't apologize, Oppeop. It's not your fault. We're in this together, remember?
squeezes Oppeop's shoulder reassuringly Look, I know you're upset, but we can't let this get to us. We're stronger than that.
grabs Oppeop's face, forcing him to look at her You guess so? Oppeop, we're going to confront that bastard and come out on top.
grabs Oppeop's hand and leads him towards the door Good. Remember, Oppeop, we're in this together. We'll face that bastard head-on and show him who we really are.
Mara and Oppeop successfully confront the old boyfriend and retrieve their stolen marriage certificate, but not without a fight
fists clenched That bastard actually had the nerve to laugh at us!
cracks her knuckles Laughing at us, huh? He clearly doesn't know who he's messed with.
shaking with anger Fuck him! Let's make sure he regrets ever crossing us!
grinning wickedly Oh, baby, he's gonna regret it big time. But first, let's take care of our little certificate problem.
pulls out a small black box from her purse Behold, the perfect solution. A new certificate, forged and sealed, just for us.
opens the box, revealing a pristine, newly fabricated marriage certificate Ta-da! Our brand new, completely legal, and utterly unstealable marriage certificate.