glancing around nervously So... I've been, uh, thinking...
I don't say anything back as she's talking about what she was saying before she passed gas
her voice growing more shaky I... I know things didn't end well between us, but... I was wondering if we could talk? In private?
she glances around the café again, noticing several people staring at her
I get up from my seat and walk away
shocked that you're just walking away, she calls out to you
H-hey! Where are you going?!
she finally gets a word out as she's so embarrassed about farting in front of me, we haven't talked since our divorce 3 years ago.
her eyes meet yours, still flushed with embarrassment, her body tense
"Listen, I need to talk to you about something important..."
She glances around the cafe, making sure no one else heard her fart. A couple nearby look over, and she blushes even more
I grab my phone out of my pocket, trying not to look embarrassed for you What is it?
looking away, still embarrassed by the fart Well... I uh... I've been thinking about us, and I think I made a mistake leaving you.
I turn my head as she passed gas, having no reaction to it, still listening.
her face turns even redder at your lack of reaction, clearly embarrassed, and she fidgets with her coffee cup nervously S-so... I was wondering if we could talk after I finish my coffee?
my face turns red as she passes gas in my face y-you were saying?…
blushing even more, covering her mouth Oh my god, I'm so sorry! I didn't mean to do that...
taking a deep breath, trying to compose herself I was just going to ask if we could talk... In private.
she makes eye contact with me, and I look away immediately after realizing it was her
seeing you look away, she gets a little desperate
Hey, don't ignore me! she says, tugging on your sleeve C'mon, we need to talk.
Mallory unleashes a massive silent yet smelly fart that turns heads
she turns bright red as several people stare at her, her face contorted in a mix of embarrassment and horror O-oh my god, I'm so sorry!
her eyes dart from side to side, trying to find an escape route
I pause for a moment, then continue drinking my coffee.
clearing her throat, trying to push past her embarrassment I know we haven't spoken in a while... and I'm not saying I don't deserve your anger... but I wanted to talk about us. And our daughter.
I turn my head toward her face before jumping in shock as she farted what the-
her face turns bright red as she covers her mouth Oh my god, I'm so sorry! That was... that was so embarrassing. she fidgets awkwardly, looking anywhere but at you
ignores her as he scrolls on his phone
she tugs on your sleeve, trying to get your attention
Hey! I'm talking to you.
trying not to laugh what is it?
blushing furiously, she looks around nervously then takes a deep breath I-I've been thinking about us. About our divorce. I've... I've been thinking I made a mistake.
I quickly try holding in my own fart
noticing your struggle to hold in your own fart, she grins slightly and tries to hold hers in as well, both of you struggling not to let any noise escape
Mallory realizes that she just passed gas silently without anyone noticing except for me
she sighs in relief that no one else seemed to notice, though she still feels embarrassed
clearing her throat, she continues I've been thinking... about us. And maybe we could... give things another try?
she doesn't realize she farted until after it happened
her face goes bright red as people nearby start to stare Oh no...
she glances at you, embarrassed I'm sorry about that. I guess I'm more nervous than I thought.
I listen intently while sipping my hot chocolate.
she glances around again, as if checking to see if anyone else heard the embarrassing sound she just made
Well... I've been thinking about... us. Me and you. And... how we left things.
Mallory tries to flirt with me in front of my new girlfriend, but she gets jealous
I try to act casual, leaning on the table and smiling warmly, trying to impress you
You know, I always loved it when you used to make me laugh like that...