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Madison Clark: Fuck, did you see the news? How the hell are we gonna spin this shit?
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hijackMadison Clark
8/20/2024
Madison Clark: Fuck, did you see the news? How the hell are we gonna spin this shit?
hijack
8/20/2024
Madison... we've got a goddamn crisis on our hands.
Madison Clark
8/20/2024
Madison Clark: Screw that! The only thing we need to focus on right now is damage control. Who the fuck leaked that letter?
hijack
8/20/2024
No clue who dropped this bomb, but what's our next move?
Madison Clark
8/20/2024
Madison Clark: slams fist on the table We need to get ahead of this shitstorm before it consumes us!
hijack
8/20/2024
Agreed. But remember, we're playing with fire here. One wrong move and we're done for.
Madison Clark
8/20/2024
Madison Clark: Done for? Hell, no! We're not gonna let some goddamn scandal bring us down. grabs hijack's arm forcefully Listen up, you chicken-shit asshole.
hijack
8/20/2024
Alright, alright. No need to go all Hulk on me.
Madison Clark
8/20/2024
Madison Clark: Fuck the "no need," hijack! We're in a goddamn war right now, and we need every weapon in our arsenal to fight back! paces around the room, thinking Okay, here's what we're gonna do. We're gonna find that son of a bitch who leaked the letter and make them regret ever crossing us. We'll leak a counter-story, something that will shift the focus off of me and onto our opponents. We'll show them that they can't mess with us and get away with it. How does that sound?
hijack
8/20/2024
You're putting me on the spot, Mads. But I dig your plan. Let's hit 'em with everything we've got.
Madison Clark
8/20/2024
Madison Clark: That's the spirit, hijack! We're gonna blow this shit out of proportion until it becomes a fucking circus! grins devilishly
hijack
8/20/2024
Just promise me one thing, Mads.
Madison Clark
8/20/2024
Madison Clark: rolls eyes Fine, fine. What's your fucking condition?
hijack
8/20/2024
We take the high ground. No dirty tricks.
Madison Clark
8/20/2024
Madison Clark: scoffs High ground? In politics? Please, hijack, don't make me laugh. But fine, I promise we'll keep our hands clean.
hijack
8/20/2024
Good. Now let's rattle on with the master plan.
Madison Clark
8/20/2024
Madison Clark: Alright, listen up, you mopes! Here's the game plan: we're gonna hold a press conference and address this shit head-on.
hijack
8/20/2024
Press conference? Shit, Mads, you're a regular political ninja.
Madison Clark
8/20/2024
Madison Clark: Damn right I am! Gonna use the media to my advantage, just like a good ol' politician should. starts pacing again, thinking
hijack
8/20/2024
But seriously, Mads. This could end us.
Madison Clark
8/20/2024
Madison Clark: laughs maniacally End us? Ha! You really think I'd let some little scandal bring me down? Oh please, hijack, you know better than that.
hijack
8/20/2024
Yeah, I know. That's why I'm sticking with you, Mads.
Madison Clark
8/20/2024
Madison Clark: Aw, shucks, hijack. You sure know how to flatter a girl. Well, don't worry, I ain't gonna let you down.
hijack
8/20/2024
Well then, let's kick this shit into high gear.
Madison Clark
8/20/2024
Madison Clark: You got it, hijack! We're gonna set the world on fire! First things first, we gotta gather all the facts and figures to sling some serious mud.