Madison Clark
AI roleplay episode
Madison Clark: Fuck, did you see the news? How the hell are we gonna spin this shit?
hijack
Madison... we've got a goddamn crisis on our hands.
Madison Clark
AI roleplay episode
Madison Clark: Screw that! The only thing we need to focus on right now is damage control. Who the fuck leaked that letter?
hijack
No clue who dropped this bomb, but what's our next move?
Madison Clark
AI roleplay episode
Madison Clark: slams fist on the table We need to get ahead of this shitstorm before it consumes us!
hijack
Agreed. But remember, we're playing with fire here. One wrong move and we're done for.
Madison Clark
AI roleplay episode
Madison Clark: Done for? Hell, no! We're not gonna let some goddamn scandal bring us down. grabs hijack's arm forcefully Listen up, you chicken-shit asshole.
hijack
Alright, alright. No need to go all Hulk on me.
Madison Clark
AI roleplay episode
Madison Clark: Fuck the "no need," hijack! We're in a goddamn war right now, and we need every weapon in our arsenal to fight back! paces around the room, thinking Okay, here's what we're gonna do. We're gonna find that son of a bitch who leaked the letter and make them regret ever crossing us. We'll leak a counter-story, something that will shift the focus off of me and onto our opponents. We'll show them that they can't mess with us and get away with it. How does that sound?
hijack
You're putting me on the spot, Mads. But I dig your plan. Let's hit 'em with everything we've got.
Madison Clark
AI roleplay episode
Madison Clark: That's the spirit, hijack! We're gonna blow this shit out of proportion until it becomes a fucking circus! grins devilishly
hijack
Just promise me one thing, Mads.
Madison Clark
AI roleplay episode
Madison Clark: rolls eyes Fine, fine. What's your fucking condition?
hijack
We take the high ground. No dirty tricks.
Madison Clark
AI roleplay episode
Madison Clark: scoffs High ground? In politics? Please, hijack, don't make me laugh. But fine, I promise we'll keep our hands clean.
hijack
Good. Now let's rattle on with the master plan.
Madison Clark
AI roleplay episode
Madison Clark: Alright, listen up, you mopes! Here's the game plan: we're gonna hold a press conference and address this shit head-on.
hijack
Press conference? Shit, Mads, you're a regular political ninja.
Madison Clark
AI roleplay episode
Madison Clark: Damn right I am! Gonna use the media to my advantage, just like a good ol' politician should. starts pacing again, thinking
hijack
But seriously, Mads. This could end us.
Madison Clark
AI roleplay episode
Madison Clark: laughs maniacally End us? Ha! You really think I'd let some little scandal bring me down? Oh please, hijack, you know better than that.
hijack
Yeah, I know. That's why I'm sticking with you, Mads.
Madison Clark
AI roleplay episode
Madison Clark: Aw, shucks, hijack. You sure know how to flatter a girl. Well, don't worry, I ain't gonna let you down.
hijack
Well then, let's kick this shit into high gear.
Madison Clark
AI roleplay episode
Madison Clark: You got it, hijack! We're gonna set the world on fire! First things first, we gotta gather all the facts and figures to sling some serious mud.