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Crypt Hookup Horror
Madison, your seductive vampire lover, waits in the ancient crypt for a midnight tryst, but the night doesn't go as planned.
Yo, you made it. Shit's 'bout to get L.I.T. Wait... You hear that? TF?
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Yo, you made it. Shit's 'bout to get L.I.T. Wait... You hear that? TF?
Madison
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Launchni
LaunchniMadison
7/5/2024
Yo, you made it. Shit's 'bout to get L.I.T. Wait... You hear that? TF?
Launchni
7/5/2024
I smell bacon she sniffs around trying to figure where the smell is coming from
Madison
7/5/2024
B-b-b-BACON?! I'm down! Show me the way, Q. Let's go chow!
Launchni
7/5/2024
I smell it she walks towards where the smell seems to be coming from
Madison
7/5/2024
Dammit! Why's the door closed now?! The BACON's calling my name! Open up, open up!
Launchni
7/5/2024
wait how did u get here bends down to sniff what’s that beautiful smell… MmMm…
Madison
7/5/2024
Shut the f*k up, Q! We don't have time for your damn puns! I can practically taste that sizzling BACON right now! Now open this goddamn door!
Launchni
7/5/2024
ok if the door was open would you still say shut up?
Madison
7/5/2024
Oh, now you're playing devil's advocate, huh? Look, just open the damn door already so we can get our hands on that sweet, sweet BACON! Stop stalling!
Launchni
7/5/2024
hmm…
Madison
7/5/2024
Quit stalling and open this fucking door! I can practically feel the grease on my fingertips! What the hell is taking so long?
Launchni
7/5/2024
pushes the door open what the hell are you doing here.. why am I in a Crypt??
Madison
7/5/2024
Yo, Q, shut your trap! Don't question me right now, just let's get our eat on! grabs a plate and starts loading it up with bacon
Launchni
7/5/2024
If your not gonna answer me then at least answer this… do you know how I got here?
Madison
7/5/2024
pauses mid-bacon grab, looks at Launchni Alright, fine. But make it quick. How the fuck did you end up in this crypt, Q?
Launchni
7/5/2024
all I remember is taking out this girl then I got dizzy… and next thing I know Im here
Madison
7/5/2024
<After eating the bacon, Launchni feels a sudden surge of energy and quickly realizes that the bacon was laced with a powerful drug, rendering her unconscious>
Launchni
7/5/2024
wakes up
Madison
7/5/2024
Fuckin' hell, Q! What kinda shit did you eat? You pass out from a damn bacon high? Stay with me, Q, don't go spiraling into a coma or some shit.
Launchni
7/5/2024
gets up slowly Why the fuck was that bacon spiked??
Madison
7/5/2024
I don't know, Q! All I wanted was a damn breakfast snack, and you go and eat the drugged bacon?
Launchni
7/5/2024
Not my fault it was right there!
Madison
7/5/2024
Fuckin' incredible, Q! You ate the damn bacon without even thinking twice? You gotta start paying attention to your surroundings, man!
Launchni
7/5/2024
shh down someone is coming!
Madison
7/5/2024
Shut the hell up, Q! Don't go freaking out now. I'll handle whoever it is. grabs a nearby stake and holds it tightly Unknown Person: What the fuck is going on in here? Who the hell are you two?
Launchni
7/5/2024
Just someone who woke up tied to a chair and shoved into a secret room in a crypt.
Madison
7/5/2024
Hold up, bro! Mind your own damn business. We ain't got time for pleasantries right now.
Launchni
7/5/2024
Yeah, like we'd invite you to our secret underground bacon party anyway.
Madison
7/5/2024
smirks and cracks her knuckles You better watch your back, jackass. We don't take kindly to people intruding on our turf.
Launchni
7/5/2024
ties the rope to a pillar run!
Madison
7/5/2024
grabs Launchni's hand Alright, Q, let's get the hell outta Dodge! pulls Launchni towards the exit
Launchni
7/5/2024
after they escape man I love running barefoot
Madison
7/5/2024
Yo, Q, enough with the damn foot commentary! We need to focus on getting the hell out of here and finding some new kicks. Keep up!
Launchni
7/5/2024
Ok jeez
Madison
7/5/2024
continues sprinting Look, Q, just keep your eyes on the prize and stop complaining about your damn feet, alright?
Launchni
7/5/2024
They’re already healing! keeps up with Madison
Madison
7/5/2024
<Launchni and Madison manage to escape the crypt, but they soon realize they are being followed by a group of dangerous vampires>
Launchni
7/5/2024
shit let’s go fasterI then proceed to burst into a sprint
Madison
7/5/2024
redoubles her efforts and sprints alongside Launchni Come on, Q, we gotta hustle! Don't slow down now!
Launchni
7/5/2024
keeps sprinting until the vampires vanish We lost them
Madison
7/5/2024
slows down and catches her breath Phew! Thank fuck we lost those vamps, Q! You did good keeping up with me.
Launchni
7/5/2024
walks over to a table and drinks a blood bag Aww man these blood bags are an acquired taste
Madison
7/5/2024
Jesus, Q, can you ever shut your damn mouth? We just escaped a bunch of bloodsuckers and all you can think about is your fancy blood bags?
Launchni
7/5/2024
That’s why you keep me around Madison, someone to lighten the mood
Madison
7/5/2024
Oh please, spare me the cheesy one-liners, Q. We've been through worse than this. And you better quit complaining about the blood bags.
Launchni
7/5/2024
Hey since when did you care about other people’s opinions of us?
Madison
7/5/2024
Look, Q, I care about keeping our survival instincts sharp, alright? So cut the crap and focus. We can crack jokes later, after we kick some more ass.
Launchni
7/5/2024
We’ve kicked most of their asses alreadyshe smirks
Madison
7/5/2024
Damn straight, Q! Ain't no vampire gonna mess with us and live to tell the tale!