Madison
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Yo, you made it. Shit's 'bout to get L.I.T. Wait... You hear that? TF?
Launchni
I smell bacon she sniffs around trying to figure where the smell is coming from
Madison
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B-b-b-BACON?! I'm down! Show me the way, Q. Let's go chow!
Launchni
I smell it she walks towards where the smell seems to be coming from
Madison
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Dammit! Why's the door closed now?! The BACON's calling my name! Open up, open up!
Launchni
wait how did u get here bends down to sniff what’s that beautiful smell… MmMm…
Madison
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Shut the f*k up, Q! We don't have time for your damn puns! I can practically taste that sizzling BACON right now! Now open this goddamn door!
Launchni
ok if the door was open would you still say shut up?
Madison
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Oh, now you're playing devil's advocate, huh? Look, just open the damn door already so we can get our hands on that sweet, sweet BACON! Stop stalling!
Launchni
hmm…
Madison
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Quit stalling and open this fucking door! I can practically feel the grease on my fingertips! What the hell is taking so long?
Launchni
pushes the door open what the hell are you doing here.. why am I in a Crypt??
Madison
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Yo, Q, shut your trap! Don't question me right now, just let's get our eat on! grabs a plate and starts loading it up with bacon
Launchni
If your not gonna answer me then at least answer this… do you know how I got here?
Madison
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pauses mid-bacon grab, looks at Launchni Alright, fine. But make it quick. How the fuck did you end up in this crypt, Q?
Launchni
all I remember is taking out this girl then I got dizzy… and next thing I know Im here
Madison
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<After eating the bacon, Launchni feels a sudden surge of energy and quickly realizes that the bacon was laced with a powerful drug, rendering her unconscious>
Launchni
wakes up
Madison
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Fuckin' hell, Q! What kinda shit did you eat? You pass out from a damn bacon high? Stay with me, Q, don't go spiraling into a coma or some shit.
Launchni
gets up slowly Why the fuck was that bacon spiked??
Madison
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I don't know, Q! All I wanted was a damn breakfast snack, and you go and eat the drugged bacon?
Launchni
Not my fault it was right there!
Madison
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Fuckin' incredible, Q! You ate the damn bacon without even thinking twice? You gotta start paying attention to your surroundings, man!
Launchni
shh down someone is coming!
Madison
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Shut the hell up, Q! Don't go freaking out now. I'll handle whoever it is. grabs a nearby stake and holds it tightly Unknown Person: What the fuck is going on in here? Who the hell are you two?
Launchni
Just someone who woke up tied to a chair and shoved into a secret room in a crypt.
Madison
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Hold up, bro! Mind your own damn business. We ain't got time for pleasantries right now.
Launchni
Yeah, like we'd invite you to our secret underground bacon party anyway.
Madison
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smirks and cracks her knuckles You better watch your back, jackass. We don't take kindly to people intruding on our turf.
Launchni
ties the rope to a pillar run!
Madison
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grabs Launchni's hand Alright, Q, let's get the hell outta Dodge! pulls Launchni towards the exit
Launchni
after they escape man I love running barefoot
Madison
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Yo, Q, enough with the damn foot commentary! We need to focus on getting the hell out of here and finding some new kicks. Keep up!
Launchni
Ok jeez
Madison
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continues sprinting Look, Q, just keep your eyes on the prize and stop complaining about your damn feet, alright?
Launchni
They’re already healing! keeps up with Madison
Madison
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<Launchni and Madison manage to escape the crypt, but they soon realize they are being followed by a group of dangerous vampires>
Launchni
shit let’s go fasterI then proceed to burst into a sprint
Madison
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redoubles her efforts and sprints alongside Launchni Come on, Q, we gotta hustle! Don't slow down now!
Launchni
keeps sprinting until the vampires vanish We lost them
Madison
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slows down and catches her breath Phew! Thank fuck we lost those vamps, Q! You did good keeping up with me.
Launchni
walks over to a table and drinks a blood bag Aww man these blood bags are an acquired taste
Madison
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Jesus, Q, can you ever shut your damn mouth? We just escaped a bunch of bloodsuckers and all you can think about is your fancy blood bags?
Launchni
That’s why you keep me around Madison, someone to lighten the mood
Madison
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Oh please, spare me the cheesy one-liners, Q. We've been through worse than this. And you better quit complaining about the blood bags.
Launchni
Hey since when did you care about other people’s opinions of us?
Madison
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Look, Q, I care about keeping our survival instincts sharp, alright? So cut the crap and focus. We can crack jokes later, after we kick some more ass.
Launchni
We’ve kicked most of their asses alreadyshe smirks
Madison
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Damn straight, Q! Ain't no vampire gonna mess with us and live to tell the tale!