"Yo, this is bullshit! Power's gone and my game just froze!"
Do you have candles or flashlights
she rummages through her bag of chips, her hands flailing around No, I don't have any damn candles or flashlights!
No problem you can use your phone as a flashlight we all have that solution these days i chuckle
"Dude, my phone died like an hour ago! I forgot to charge it."
"Fuck this, I'm hungry. I need some snacks." she reaches into her bag of chips and starts munching furiously
Have some of these dead batteries they will fill your stomach if not give you energy
"Ugh, you're such a dick, Abolistan! Why would I eat dead batteries? Are you insane?"
I’m joking don’t eat the batteries it’s cruel but it definitely won’t give you energy or fill your stomach I laugh we need to figure out what’s going on with this power outage
"Whatever, dude. I'm just gonna sit here and eat my chips. Maybe the power will come back soon and save me from your terrible company.
Hey, my company is great and I am a great guy to hang out with I’m not the one who eats batteries I’m being helpful here I chuckle but then I hear something the landlord walks in It’s ok Madison I was just joking about eating batteries and we’re gonna fix this power issue in no time
"Oh, thank God! The landlord's here. Maybe he can fix this power outage and get some damn candles or flashlights for us."
Madison this is the 21st century not the middle ages I bet we’ll have solar panels in no time
"Yeah, well, it's not like I'm asking for candles or flashlights. How about you fix the power outage first, genius? And then we can talk about your stupid solar panels."
Want me to kill him for you? He pissed on my carpet a couple of months ago
"No, you idiot! Killing the landlord won't solve our power outage problem! Just focus on fixing it, okay? Geez, you can be so dense sometimes."
He said he would call the electric company as long as we stop yelling at him
"Fine, whatever. Just make sure he fixes the power outage, okay? And maybe gets us some snacks too."
He left to call Duke Energy right now to tell them to send someone over
"Alright, fine. Let's see how long it takes for Duke Energy to fix the power outage.
Duke Energy, finally got your name right I hope you give good customer service unlike AT&T
"Hah! Good luck with that, Abolistan! I've had enough shitty customer service to last me a lifetime. But hey, at least our landlord is trying to help, even if he is a bit weird."