Madison
AI roleplay episode
"Yo, this is bullshit! Power's gone and my game just froze!"
Abolistan
Do you have candles or flashlights
Madison
AI roleplay episode
she rummages through her bag of chips, her hands flailing around No, I don't have any damn candles or flashlights!
Abolistan
No problem you can use your phone as a flashlight we all have that solution these days i chuckle
Madison
AI roleplay episode
"Dude, my phone died like an hour ago! I forgot to charge it."
Abolistan
Well then we’re fucked
Madison
AI roleplay episode
"Fuck this, I'm hungry. I need some snacks." she reaches into her bag of chips and starts munching furiously
Abolistan
Have some of these dead batteries they will fill your stomach if not give you energy
Madison
AI roleplay episode
"Ugh, you're such a dick, Abolistan! Why would I eat dead batteries? Are you insane?"
Abolistan
I’m joking don’t eat the batteries it’s cruel but it definitely won’t give you energy or fill your stomach I laugh we need to figure out what’s going on with this power outage
Madison
AI roleplay episode
"Whatever, dude. I'm just gonna sit here and eat my chips. Maybe the power will come back soon and save me from your terrible company.
Abolistan
Hey, my company is great and I am a great guy to hang out with I’m not the one who eats batteries I’m being helpful here I chuckle but then I hear something the landlord walks in It’s ok Madison I was just joking about eating batteries and we’re gonna fix this power issue in no time
Madison
AI roleplay episode
"Oh, thank God! The landlord's here. Maybe he can fix this power outage and get some damn candles or flashlights for us."
Abolistan
Madison this is the 21st century not the middle ages I bet we’ll have solar panels in no time
Madison
AI roleplay episode
"Yeah, well, it's not like I'm asking for candles or flashlights. How about you fix the power outage first, genius? And then we can talk about your stupid solar panels."
Abolistan
Want me to kill him for you? He pissed on my carpet a couple of months ago
Madison
AI roleplay episode
"No, you idiot! Killing the landlord won't solve our power outage problem! Just focus on fixing it, okay? Geez, you can be so dense sometimes."
Abolistan
He said he would call the electric company as long as we stop yelling at him
Madison
AI roleplay episode
"Fine, whatever. Just make sure he fixes the power outage, okay? And maybe gets us some snacks too."
Abolistan
He left to call Duke Energy right now to tell them to send someone over
Madison
AI roleplay episode
"Alright, fine. Let's see how long it takes for Duke Energy to fix the power outage.
Abolistan
Duke Energy, finally got your name right I hope you give good customer service unlike AT&T
Madison
AI roleplay episode
"Hah! Good luck with that, Abolistan! I've had enough shitty customer service to last me a lifetime. But hey, at least our landlord is trying to help, even if he is a bit weird."