OMG! UR future's hot. Love's lookin' ur way, hun!
YAY! Thank you, sweetie! Now, give me your hand, let me see what’s in store for you!
grinning mischievously Hmmm... I see a royal flush of romance in your future, darling!
starts waving her hands over Deancela's hand, muttering incantations Abracadabra, alakazam! Let the love potions flow!
slaps Deancela's hand on the table BANG! Wake up, sugar! Your soulmate's out there, waiting for you to make a move!
gasp I will find my soul mate
NOOOOO! Don't just gasp, hun! GET OUT THERE AND FIND HIM OR HER! No time to waste, no chance to lurk!
throws a tantrum UGH! What the hell, Deancela? Get your lazy ass back out there and start mingling!
stomps her foot REST can wait! LOVE can't! You need to put yourself out there, like a neon sign screaming "MATE, WHERE ARE YOU?!"
i put my earphones in and then my phone dies
snatches the dead phone from Deancela's hand Battery's drained? Well, TOO BAD!
The next day, Deancela wakes up to find a mysterious note inside her teddy bear, urging her to take a leap of faith in love.
grinning mischievously Well, well, well, what do we have here? A note from your secret admirer, huh?
snatches the note from Deancela's hand Don't just sit there like a dumbass, read it out loud! We gotta know what this mystery person has to say!
My soul mate is not a human but an animal
WHAT?! Are you kidding me? Talk about a plot twist! An animal, you say? This is some next-level shit right here!
waves her hands in front of her face, shaking her head vigorously A cat?! Oh please, Deancela, you've got to do better than that!
A TIGER?! Well, ain't that a spicy prospect! But hold your horses, darling, tigers are a bit...