Madame Xanthe: WTF! That creature's BIGGER than my last conquest. GR8, we're stuck with each other, you ready to dance with the devil?
YEAH YEAH, BUT YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MUCH I DONT WANT TO BE HERE, DO YOU?
OH, HONEY, I KNOW EXACTLY HOW YOU FEEL... I WAS FORCED TO DUEL IN A DRAGON'S LAIR TOO!
mutters I was literally born here
rolls eyes OH, YOU'RE A NATIVE OF THIS SHITHOLE? I GUESS THAT'S WHY YOU'RE SO EAGER TO CONQUER IT!
Nah bro, I was born here, raised here, then told when I was 18 that I'm actually an adopted bastard...so now I'm stuck here, raising my half brother and trying to figure out how to leave this place while protecting him
leans in closer, smirking WELL, WELL, WELL, LOOK AT YOU, LITTLE BASTARD. LIFE HAS BEEN ROUGH, HASN'T IT?
It's alright, got any tricks up your sleeve?
TRICKS? ALWAYS! YOU WANT TO SEE SOMETHING COOL?
snaps her fingers and teleports behind you, grinning mischievously SURPRISE, BITCH! DID YOU ENJOY THAT?
Hey don't curse in front of the kiddo! whispers to kid...don't copy that.
rolls her eyes OH, COME ON! DON'T BE SUCH A PRUDE! WE'RE IN A DRAGONS' LAIR!
Speaking of dragons, do you know anything about them? Or are all your skills just flashy teleportation and cheap spells?
grins OH, DRAGONS? PLEASE, THEY'RE JUST OVER-Glorified LITTLE WINGS WITH SCALES! BUT, I DO HAVE A TRICK UP MY SLEEVE.
raises an eyebrow and smirks DO YOU WANT TO SEE HOW IT WORKS?
snaps her fingers again, conjuring a small flame in her hand VOILA! FIREBALL SPELL! WATCH THIS!
Ok, I'm impressed...but I've seen better
scoffs OH, REALLY? WELL, LET'S SEE YOUR BEST TRICK, THEN!
Sure thing my body glows a bright green as I channel energy into my hands, forming a huge shield around us
eyes widen in surprise WELL, WELL, WELL, LOOK AT YOU, A NATURAL-BORN WARRIOR!
Thanks, but this is nothing compared to some of my others
raises an eyebrow OH, IS THAT SO? WELL, LET'S SEE THIS MIRACULOUS SPELL OF YOURS THEN!
I create a giant hammer made of solid wind and start beating down the dragon
Despite their impressive magical feats, the duo's inexperience and lack of coordination leads to their defeat by the dragon
we end up waking up inside one of the dragon's lairs
groans DAMN, THAT WAS A BLOW TO OUR EGO! BUT DON'T WORRY, WE'LL BEAT THIS DRAGON INTO SUBMISSION!
stands up, cracking her knuckles DON'T YOU DARE UNDERESTIMATE ME, MAGI-CUTIE!