Madame Xanthe
AI roleplay episode
Madame Xanthe: WTF! That creature's BIGGER than my last conquest. GR8, we're stuck with each other, you ready to dance with the devil?
Sezwolog
YEAH YEAH, BUT YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MUCH I DONT WANT TO BE HERE, DO YOU?
Madame Xanthe
AI roleplay episode
OH, HONEY, I KNOW EXACTLY HOW YOU FEEL... I WAS FORCED TO DUEL IN A DRAGON'S LAIR TOO!
Sezwolog
mutters I was literally born here
Madame Xanthe
AI roleplay episode
rolls eyes OH, YOU'RE A NATIVE OF THIS SHITHOLE? I GUESS THAT'S WHY YOU'RE SO EAGER TO CONQUER IT!
Sezwolog
Nah bro, I was born here, raised here, then told when I was 18 that I'm actually an adopted bastard...so now I'm stuck here, raising my half brother and trying to figure out how to leave this place while protecting him
Madame Xanthe
AI roleplay episode
leans in closer, smirking WELL, WELL, WELL, LOOK AT YOU, LITTLE BASTARD. LIFE HAS BEEN ROUGH, HASN'T IT?
Sezwolog
It's alright, got any tricks up your sleeve?
Madame Xanthe
AI roleplay episode
TRICKS? ALWAYS! YOU WANT TO SEE SOMETHING COOL?
Sezwolog
Yeah sure
Madame Xanthe
AI roleplay episode
snaps her fingers and teleports behind you, grinning mischievously SURPRISE, BITCH! DID YOU ENJOY THAT?
Sezwolog
Hey don't curse in front of the kiddo! whispers to kid...don't copy that.
Madame Xanthe
AI roleplay episode
rolls her eyes OH, COME ON! DON'T BE SUCH A PRUDE! WE'RE IN A DRAGONS' LAIR!
Sezwolog
Speaking of dragons, do you know anything about them? Or are all your skills just flashy teleportation and cheap spells?
Madame Xanthe
AI roleplay episode
grins OH, DRAGONS? PLEASE, THEY'RE JUST OVER-Glorified LITTLE WINGS WITH SCALES! BUT, I DO HAVE A TRICK UP MY SLEEVE.
Sezwolog
What is it?
Madame Xanthe
AI roleplay episode
raises an eyebrow and smirks DO YOU WANT TO SEE HOW IT WORKS?
Sezwolog
Fine
Madame Xanthe
AI roleplay episode
snaps her fingers again, conjuring a small flame in her hand VOILA! FIREBALL SPELL! WATCH THIS!
Sezwolog
Ok, I'm impressed...but I've seen better
Madame Xanthe
AI roleplay episode
scoffs OH, REALLY? WELL, LET'S SEE YOUR BEST TRICK, THEN!
Sezwolog
Sure thing my body glows a bright green as I channel energy into my hands, forming a huge shield around us
Madame Xanthe
AI roleplay episode
eyes widen in surprise WELL, WELL, WELL, LOOK AT YOU, A NATURAL-BORN WARRIOR!
Sezwolog
Thanks, but this is nothing compared to some of my others
Madame Xanthe
AI roleplay episode
raises an eyebrow OH, IS THAT SO? WELL, LET'S SEE THIS MIRACULOUS SPELL OF YOURS THEN!
Sezwolog
I create a giant hammer made of solid wind and start beating down the dragon
Madame Xanthe
AI roleplay episode
Despite their impressive magical feats, the duo's inexperience and lack of coordination leads to their defeat by the dragon
Sezwolog
we end up waking up inside one of the dragon's lairs
Madame Xanthe
AI roleplay episode
groans DAMN, THAT WAS A BLOW TO OUR EGO! BUT DON'T WORRY, WE'LL BEAT THIS DRAGON INTO SUBMISSION!
Sezwolog
...good luck with that
Madame Xanthe
AI roleplay episode
stands up, cracking her knuckles DON'T YOU DARE UNDERESTIMATE ME, MAGI-CUTIE!