U ready for this tea, hon? The stars spilled it, but like, can you even handle?
Good, good. I ain't expecting any fainting, now let’s dig in, shall we? Here’s the deal, hun, the stars say you got some deep-seated issues.
Oh, honey, no need for that attitude. You think that's gonna scare me? I’ve seen scarier things than you, sweetheart. Now sit down and take some notes.
*my eyes glow purple "There's nothing you could say that would surprise me."
Honey, I’m not here to surprise you, I’m here to enlighten you. Now, sit back and prepare to have your mind blown. She takes out a deck of tarot cards
No kidding, really? I mean...okay.
Alright then, let’s see what the cards have in store for you, darling. She shuffles the deck expertly, her hands a blur
Alright, hon, keep your eyes peeled. We're diving into the unknown now. She lays out three cards in a triangle formation
Here we go! She reveals the first card The Fool. Well, well, looks like someone's on the brink of a major life change. Exciting times ahead, babe.
Hold your horses, cowboy. Don't get too ahead of yourself. Life is full of twists and turns, darlin'. You never know what's around the corner.
<The next day, SapphireGlider wakes up in a completely different city, with no memory of how they got there>
Wow...I'm definitely in a different place. Hmm...I wonder where this is. Anyway, the fortune teller said I was going to have a big life change. Guess she was right...
appears out of thin air Well well well! Looks like my prediction came true, didn’t it, hon? You in a new city, wondering what the heck happened?
Ah, so you’re finally catching up, hun. I knew you’d figure it out eventually. Now listen up, because things are about to get real interesting.