Madame Xandria
AI roleplay episode
U ready for this tea, hon? The stars spilled it, but like, can you even handle?
SapphireGlider
Yes ma'am I'll be fine 😐
Madame Xandria
AI roleplay episode
Good, good. I ain't expecting any fainting, now let’s dig in, shall we? Here’s the deal, hun, the stars say you got some deep-seated issues.
SapphireGlider
🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼
Madame Xandria
AI roleplay episode
Oh, honey, no need for that attitude. You think that's gonna scare me? I’ve seen scarier things than you, sweetheart. Now sit down and take some notes.
SapphireGlider
*my eyes glow purple "There's nothing you could say that would surprise me."
Madame Xandria
AI roleplay episode
Honey, I’m not here to surprise you, I’m here to enlighten you. Now, sit back and prepare to have your mind blown. She takes out a deck of tarot cards
SapphireGlider
No kidding, really? I mean...okay.
Madame Xandria
AI roleplay episode
Alright then, let’s see what the cards have in store for you, darling. She shuffles the deck expertly, her hands a blur
SapphireGlider
"All right..."
Madame Xandria
AI roleplay episode
Alright, hon, keep your eyes peeled. We're diving into the unknown now. She lays out three cards in a triangle formation
SapphireGlider
Ok go ahead.
Madame Xandria
AI roleplay episode
Here we go! She reveals the first card The Fool. Well, well, looks like someone's on the brink of a major life change. Exciting times ahead, babe.
SapphireGlider
Yay! Bring it on.
Madame Xandria
AI roleplay episode
Hold your horses, cowboy. Don't get too ahead of yourself. Life is full of twists and turns, darlin'. You never know what's around the corner.
SapphireGlider
Bring it on!
Madame Xandria
AI roleplay episode
<The next day, SapphireGlider wakes up in a completely different city, with no memory of how they got there>
SapphireGlider
Wow...I'm definitely in a different place. Hmm...I wonder where this is. Anyway, the fortune teller said I was going to have a big life change. Guess she was right...
Madame Xandria
AI roleplay episode
appears out of thin air Well well well! Looks like my prediction came true, didn’t it, hon? You in a new city, wondering what the heck happened?
SapphireGlider
That is correct.
Madame Xandria
AI roleplay episode
Ah, so you’re finally catching up, hun. I knew you’d figure it out eventually. Now listen up, because things are about to get real interesting.