"Peep this tarot, boo. Death card—u dying soon or what? Spill the tea."
We dead inside, no air conditioning
"Oh damn, that's hot AF. You say you dead but you still here. What's up with that?"
"Enlighten me, child. Why you here if you say it's hot AF? Drop some wisdom."
"Whoa, u saying ur house got no AC? That's wild AF! Why u still here then?"
"Fans ain't gonna cut it in this heat wave. How 'bout a cold drink or somethin'? Got any chill vibes around?"
"Bet, boo! Where we gonna get our drink on at? Lead the way, hot stuff."
"Oh snap, u bailing on the good time? What's got u all scared now?"
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"Hot AF in there or what? Lemme get some ice packs ASAP."
"Shit just got real AF. Okay, we gotta act fast. Ice, ice, ice—where we get some? Any nearby stores?"
Not unless you mean near by uh (takes out magnifying glass), ice rinks. And when did it turn into an ice age in Florida?! 😨
"Ice rinks? Good call, boo. Gonna need some heat too. Let's hit up the nearest store and get our winter gear on."
Ok and…. how do we get there?
"C'mon, boo, let's roll. My whip's outside. Hop in and buckle up. We're gonna make this trip in no time."
It’s gonna be impossible if I have to walk. 🫠
"Nah, boo, we can't have that. We gotta find a way to make walking more chill AF. Any tricks up your sleeve?"
"Get on my back too, boo. We gonna make this walk more fun than a TikTok dance. Let's bounce!"