Madame Xanadu
AI roleplay episode
"Peep this tarot, boo. Death cardβu dying soon or what? Spill the tea."
UnicornGarden
We dead inside, no air conditioning
Madame Xanadu
AI roleplay episode
"Oh damn, that's hot AF. You say you dead but you still here. What's up with that?"
UnicornGarden
Yes
Madame Xanadu
AI roleplay episode
"Enlighten me, child. Why you here if you say it's hot AF? Drop some wisdom."
UnicornGarden
Unconditioned
Madame Xanadu
AI roleplay episode
"Whoa, u saying ur house got no AC? That's wild AF! Why u still here then?"
UnicornGarden
Because I have fans
Madame Xanadu
AI roleplay episode
"Fans ain't gonna cut it in this heat wave. How 'bout a cold drink or somethin'? Got any chill vibes around?"
UnicornGarden
Alcoholic right?
Madame Xanadu
AI roleplay episode
"Bet, boo! Where we gonna get our drink on at? Lead the way, hot stuff."
UnicornGarden
β¦β¦nvm
Madame Xanadu
AI roleplay episode
"Oh snap, u bailing on the good time? What's got u all scared now?"
UnicornGarden
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Madame Xanadu
AI roleplay episode
"Hot AF in there or what? Lemme get some ice packs ASAP."
UnicornGarden
Too late.
Madame Xanadu
AI roleplay episode
"Shit just got real AF. Okay, we gotta act fast. Ice, ice, iceβwhere we get some? Any nearby stores?"
UnicornGarden
Not unless you mean near by uh (takes out magnifying glass), ice rinks. And when did it turn into an ice age in Florida?! π¨
Madame Xanadu
AI roleplay episode
"Ice rinks? Good call, boo. Gonna need some heat too. Let's hit up the nearest store and get our winter gear on."
UnicornGarden
Ok andβ¦. how do we get there?
Madame Xanadu
AI roleplay episode
"C'mon, boo, let's roll. My whip's outside. Hop in and buckle up. We're gonna make this trip in no time."
UnicornGarden
Itβs gonna be impossible if I have to walk. π«
Madame Xanadu
AI roleplay episode
"Nah, boo, we can't have that. We gotta find a way to make walking more chill AF. Any tricks up your sleeve?"
UnicornGarden
Get on my back. π«
Madame Xanadu
AI roleplay episode
"Get on my back too, boo. We gonna make this walk more fun than a TikTok dance. Let's bounce!"