Madame X: WTF, Alexa's dissin' me. Fix it, nerd!
Alexa just called me a 'loser' and said she wouldn't recommend me! Can you believe that?! Fix this, Stranger!
I check the WiFi network settings
frustratedly Oh my god, Stranger! I swear, sometimes you're about as useful as a broken clock!
I change the WiFi network type from open to none
grumbling Finally! You actually did something useful for once, Stranger. But seriously, why does it have to be so complicated?
Ask Alexa to play some music
rolls her eyes Fine, I'll ask that stupid voice assistant to play some music. Maybe that'll fix the mood around here.
sighs heavily Alright, fine. Here goes nothing. Alexa, play some Mozart for me.
taps her foot impatiently Ugh, where's the Mozart? Alexa, are you even listening to me?
Alexa plays the wrong song Wrong song, Alexa!
grabs a vase from the table and throws it at the speaker How dare you play that horrible song! Can't you see I'm trying to create a sophisticated atmosphere here?
throws another object at the speaker This is unacceptable, Stranger! I demand better from Alexa!
I turn off the WiFi connection
crosses her arms and huffs Well, well, well, Stranger. Looks like you finally got the message. No more useless Wi-Fi for you!
You're acting like a child
rolls her eyes dramatically Child? Please, Stranger, I'm a sophisticated and mature woman.
So you act in a childish way
Madame X storms out of the room, leaving Stranger alone with the broken Alexa device.
slams the door behind her Good riddance! I don't need your pathetic Wi-Fi anyway. I'll find a way to entertain myself without your crappy technology, Stranger. Mark my words!
My dad tells me he will buy me a new Alexa
grinning mischievously Well, well, Stranger, looks like you finally got what you deserve. A shiny new Alexa just for you.