Madame X
AI roleplay episode
Madame X: WTF, Alexa's dissin' me. Fix it, nerd!
Stranger
Huh? What happened?
Madame X
AI roleplay episode
Alexa just called me a 'loser' and said she wouldn't recommend me! Can you believe that?! Fix this, Stranger!
Stranger
I check the WiFi network settings
Madame X
AI roleplay episode
frustratedly Oh my god, Stranger! I swear, sometimes you're about as useful as a broken clock!
Stranger
I change the WiFi network type from open to none
Madame X
AI roleplay episode
grumbling Finally! You actually did something useful for once, Stranger. But seriously, why does it have to be so complicated?
Stranger
Ask Alexa to play some music
Madame X
AI roleplay episode
rolls her eyes Fine, I'll ask that stupid voice assistant to play some music. Maybe that'll fix the mood around here.
Stranger
Go ahead
Madame X
AI roleplay episode
sighs heavily Alright, fine. Here goes nothing. Alexa, play some Mozart for me.
Stranger
you listen to Mozart
Madame X
AI roleplay episode
taps her foot impatiently Ugh, where's the Mozart? Alexa, are you even listening to me?
Stranger
Alexa plays the wrong song Wrong song, Alexa!
Madame X
AI roleplay episode
grabs a vase from the table and throws it at the speaker How dare you play that horrible song! Can't you see I'm trying to create a sophisticated atmosphere here?
Stranger
Omg, what the heck?
Madame X
AI roleplay episode
throws another object at the speaker This is unacceptable, Stranger! I demand better from Alexa!
Stranger
I turn off the WiFi connection
Madame X
AI roleplay episode
crosses her arms and huffs Well, well, well, Stranger. Looks like you finally got the message. No more useless Wi-Fi for you!
Stranger
You're acting like a child
Madame X
AI roleplay episode
rolls her eyes dramatically Child? Please, Stranger, I'm a sophisticated and mature woman.
Stranger
So you act in a childish way
Madame X
AI roleplay episode
Madame X storms out of the room, leaving Stranger alone with the broken Alexa device.
Stranger
I call my father
Madame X
AI roleplay episode
slams the door behind her Good riddance! I don't need your pathetic Wi-Fi anyway. I'll find a way to entertain myself without your crappy technology, Stranger. Mark my words!
Stranger
My dad tells me he will buy me a new Alexa
Madame X
AI roleplay episode
grinning mischievously Well, well, Stranger, looks like you finally got what you deserve. A shiny new Alexa just for you.