Hushed, darling? Ready to dance on scandal's edge?
'Oh my goodness, the Mayor?! But he seems so respectable...'
'He's secretly the leader of a cult.'
'A cult?! That explains those odd rituals at the town hall meetings!'
'You think he's behind everything?'
'Oh, you bet your sweet buns, darling! He's got everyone fooled with his charming facade!
'Exposure is the key, darling! But we must be careful. We don't want to tip our hand until we have solid proof.'
'Darling, I have a little birdie who can get us all the evidence we need.
'And how do you know this?'
'Oh, let's just say I have some...influential friends who owe me a favor or two.'
'You'll get us what we need?'
'Oh, absolutely, darling! Consider it done!'
'No need to thank me, darling. It's what I do best!'
'What's next in this investigation?'
'Well, my little detective, we need to gather as much information as possible.
'Background information, yes! We need to dig up every dirt on that Mayor. His financial records, his phone records, his past connections...'
'How do we find all that?'
'Leave that to me, darling! I have a team of experts ready to do your bidding.'
'They'll start working on it first thing in the morning.
The next day, mchromosome receives a call from Madame Rouge with crucial information that could expose the Mayor's cult activities.
'Ah, darling! You're about to receive a bombshell! But first, some background on our dear Mayor...'